I was in a coffee shop yesterday and one of the Batista's forgot a mini honey jar on my table.
She quickly took it afterwards and apologized to me for some reason.
Little did she knew that I poured almost the entire half of Honey in my cup and placed it back like nothing happened.
Basically I had less of a cup of coffee, and instead a cup of pure jelatin sweetness.
But also the people around me looked at me with questional faces and just shakes their head at me dissaprovingly.
Whatever, I downed it anyways.
Nothing happened after that, just wanted to talk about it.
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There are only three things you should put in coffee.
A bit of heavy cream.
A bit of Baleys Irish cream.
A shot of Irish whiskey.
Honey Shame on you Sir
A bit of heavy cream.
A bit of Baleys Irish cream.
A shot of Irish whiskey.
Honey Shame on you Sir
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My cup of coffee, is 15% caffeine and 85% on pure alcohol.
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Bit of sugar, bit of milk for me!
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If we are talking coffee recipes mine is usually around a teaspoon of honey, a pinch of salt, half a teaspoon of raw sugar, and some half and half.
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