sigh...

[--NightBattery--]

some days nothing much happens here, must be the strong sun and those noisy cicadas...

It's nine o'clock on a saturday....The regular crowd shuffles in.....
There's an old man sitting next to me....
....Makin' love to his tonic and gin....

[DukeNukem 2417]

First person who posts the rest of the song gets an imaginary fiver.

[TheSpotConlon]

He said, "Son, can you play me a memory?
I'm not really sure how it goes.
But it's sad and it's sweet, and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."

Okay, now everybody!

[ANDROID69]

wooo la laaaaaa la didy daaa....
oooohh sing us a song
your the piano man
sing us a song tonight
well were all i mood
for a melody

[--NightBattery--]

And you got us feeling al' right.

[King Snarf]

Now Norman's a billionaire scientist, who never had time for his son....

[ANDROID69]

And he's talking to Davy
Whos in the Navy
And probably will be for life

[Batou]

An the waitress is practicing politics As the businesmen slowly get stoned
Yes they are sharing a drink they call loneliness
But its better than drinking alone

[minkwheel]

Okay....MY POST is the piano solo...............

[--NightBattery--]

............accompaniment Harmonica...........
4..4...7..6..4...5..4..4....

[--NightBattery--]

mmhh...tuna...toro.
for we are in the mood for a fish and chips
and the asians can have it, raw.

[Baron]

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about their life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

[DukeNukem 2417]

Let me go get my imaginary wallet.......

[DukeNukem 2417]

Let me go get my imaginary wallet.......

[minkwheel]

CRIPES! --THIS MICROPHONE SMELLS LIKE BEER!!!!