THE BRYTESTAR FILES: DESTORY THE EVIL CONTRACT!

[Brytestar]

<After a long winter its already the middle of spring. Our heroes Jake and Alicia are in some rocky area looking for something.>

JAKE: Well folks with my scrouptous Buffybot busy with another mission in Hawaii. Its up to me and Alicia the superblonde to carry out another exciting mission.

SCROUPTOUS ALICIA: Hun, I found the evil Erica Hilledoll and she is totally whacked out!

EVIL ERICA HILLEDOLL: Mussssst.....

JAKE: Good about time we found her. I always wanted to capture her ever since she bailed out the Crunchtime News Network. I miss her already and ever since got got replaced by some mindless Bette Ninjadoll. I stopped watching that network at night.

EEH: I musssst.....

ALICIA: I will deactivate her.

<However before our susperblonde robo goddess can do so the evil Axis Tinbots appear!>

Female Axis Tinbot: Destory! <fires what looks like.....metal or tin bikinis>

ALICIA: Ok I guess Axis went way over budget. <Alicia goes and begins to slice and dice them.>

JAKE: I better get Evil Erica up and running so she can save my Alicia!

<Evil Erica Hilledoll is as good as new and assists the superblond in destorying the Axis Tinbots>

EVIL ERICA HILLEDOLL: I must kill Jake...

JAKE: Ooops forgot that she is still evil. Sorry hun your going to the bryteside!

EVIL ERICA: Nooooooooo!

JAKE: Yessssssssss!

<Jake reprograms her as EEH's eyes glaze over.>

JAKE AND ALICIA: MOST TRIUMPHANT!

EXCELLENT ERICA: EXCELLENT! <She does the air guitar routine>

JAKE: Easy hun!

EE: My new mission to destory the contract used to reprogram me! Off to my old job!

JAKE: Hun we'll follow your progress! Let's go team!

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OOC: I like to dedicate this episode to Minkwheel and General thanks guys!

[minkwheel]

Buffybot--the really real one, really... on Jake's secret mission....NOT SO SECRET ANYMORE SINCE HE WROTE OF IT IN THE PARAGRAPHS ABOVE...now really.....alas.

SECRET MISSION BUFFYBOT>>>>> SECRET MISSION MY SILICON ASS!!! -- this is HAWAII, brother... and by SWEET JEEBUS H. CHRYSLER, I'm going ALL OUT!!! HECK! --I KNOW THAT THE SITE IS DOWN, because of viruses and such.... THIS MEANS THAT ANY AND ALL OF THE STUFF THAT I COULD'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF DOING.... well...it's HISTORY, and ERASED.... "if the cop didn't SEE it....I DIDN'T DO it!!! ---and still... since the site is down....NO ONE CAN SEE THAT I'M ON THE ISLAND OF KUMONIWANALAYA... I'M SPORTING A THONG, and partying like it's $19.99!!! No one can see me letting loose and racking up a bar tab that the FEMBOT CENTRAL site will HAVE TO PAY... or maybe BRYTESTAR HIMSELF.... I DO still have some of his credit cards ------what to DO...I'M IN A QUANDRY.....................I'M ALSO OUT OF FUEL.......WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE, CABANA BOYS??? I HAVE A GLASS IN MY HAND, AND THERE'S NO LIQUOR IN IT.....shake it and serve me, boys... MONEY IS NO OBJECT!

(well, to Jake and the site, it is....)

SECRET MISSION BUFFYBOT, GETTING REFULED with an icy adult beverage that I won't mention because Jack Daniels didn't pay for the product placement, those bastards.

REFULED BUFFYBOT>>>>WHEEEEEE!!!---SHAKE IT, BOYS!!!-- HEY, ARE THOSE GRASS SKIRTS, OR DO YOU ALL JUST HAVE REALLY HAIRY ASSES??? ---WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! DRINKS FOR THE WHOLE CROWD poolside!!! JAKE'S PAYIN'!!! THESE THONGS JUST AREN'T MADE ALL THAT WELL ANYMORE....(slips off the thong and what passes as a top) ---OH MY!!! ---I'm here in all of my buck nakedness.....and NOOOOOOOOOO ONE'S AROUND TO SEE IT....site's down, and I'm comfortably NUMB!!! WEEBLES WOBBLE, BUT THEY DON'T FALL DOWN!!!WHEEEEEEEEEE!!! I'm having more fun than the Brits' today with the wedding of that boy who looks like LADY DI and that KATE MIDDLECLASS chippie..... GOD SSSSSSAVE THE QUEEFFF!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! MORE WINE!

ROBOTMAN>>>>>>>>>BUFFYBOT--CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES

BUFFYBOT>>>>MY PRIVATES DON'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT HERE, BUDD---------wait a minute.......HOW DID YOU FIND ME?--THE SITE IS DOWN, NO ONE CAN SEE ME........

ROBOTMAN>>>Site's been up for a while....we can AAAAALL see you....especially the FRESHLY downloaded pix on THE WIKI!
OH, and .........MY BOOK...MY OTHER BOOK....MY MOVIE....MY SITE, MY RULES...... FOLKS.... NEW BUFFYBOT PICTURES UP AT THE WIKI.....enjoy! --ROBOTMAN.

BUFFYBOT>>>>why YOU BASSDID!!! I'M COMING AFTER YOU!!! and I'm going to use your credit card for the flight HOME...

ROBOTMAN>>>BUFFYBOT--CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES ---

BUFFYBOT>>>>>>........................shit.

------------------------------------------------------------------and Jake Brytestar.....Thank YOU for the dedication---I'll write something more substantial and dedicate it to YOU after you finish paying off Buffybot's bartab, okay?

[Brytestar]

<Jake and Alicia arrives at Excellent Erica's old job. However the fireworks begin to fly!>

JAKE: uh....

MORE EVIL TINBOTS: Must destroy.....

ALICIA: Destroy them Ericadoll

ERICADOLL: Show's over ladies! <She makes with the slicing and dicing!>

JAKE: <wills his Buffybot to appear>

BUFFYBOT: I must kill.....<She robotically joins Ericadoll in destroying the compound>

JAKE: Nice work team let's head home and party!

ALL OTHERS: Yes master.....