Roll: So, what do you want for supper?
Doctor Light : Anything apart from Lama beans and liver... again!
Ding DONG!
Roll: Oh, someone is at the door!
Roll: I wonder who is it?
Roll: Hello?
Rocky : Hi, my name is Rocky, I need to talk to Doctor Light.
Doctor Light : Hi, I'm Doctor Light, what can I do for you?
Rocky : Well, I understand you have built this beautiful robot girl. One day, I was walking downtown and she saved my life when some bums got too drunk and went out control and started to peform sexual acts on me in a back alley.
Roll : I did? Oh, yes, I remember you, that happen a few weeks ago. I didn't reconnaised you without the bums being on all four on you, that day.
Rocky: Yes, and I came here to thank you for it. And to ask you and Roll something very important.
Dr. Light : And what is that, my boy?
Rocky : I am here to make Roll my wife!
Dr. Light : marry Roll??? But she's just a robot! No preist would allow that.. well, maybe in Toronto..no.. she is not the marrying kind anyway!
Roll: Yay! I am just a robot! I am not programmed to be a wife! I have only one pair of boots, and they are permanently attached to my robot legs!
Roll: Wait, doesn't being a robot maid is similar to being a robot wife?
Little robots: Fuck do we know? we are walking beer can coolers!
Rocky : I am willing to buy her from you for 100,000$!
Dr. Light : 100,000$?? SOLD!!!!
Roll: What?? How can you sell me just like that?? Don't I mean anything to you? I thought you saw me like a daughter?
Dr. Light : er... Nope... you were always just a just cleaning robot for me... only that, sorry..
Roll: No! I don't want to marry Rocky!
Rocky : Shut up, I'll make you become my wife, like it or not! It's that right, Dr. Light?
Dr. Light: For that kind of money, I'll do anything to her you want. I can also make any modification on her you want on her.
Rocky: Glad we understand each other. I want her to love me, and to be able to have sex with me all the time!
Roll: Sex??? I don't have that kind of hardware! I don't even have a vagina! Even TOES!
Dr.Light : That can be fixed in a few hours. She will be a sex fucking perverted machine!
Roll: DR.Light!! You can't turn me into a sex machine!!! I don't want to be a simple pleasrure robot for this creep!!
Dr. Light: Compare to a simple cleaning robot? Shut up, you are becoming a robot hore!
Dr. Light : Roll, I need the money, my crack addiction is an expensive one!
Roll: You are right... I forgot that you are a secret junky. Fine, do what you must, I know crack cocaine is more important that me.
Dr. Light: Damn right! Anyway, let's go modify you for sex right now!
Rocky : Right on!
Roll: Sight.. okay, let's go make me a robot slut...
Rocky : Man, this is so excitting! This will be so cool!
Roll : Can I ask you one thing?
Rocky: Sure, what?
Roll: Gimme a huge wet hairy pussy! And make my nipples very sensitive. and quiffs! robot quiffs!
Rocky: Okay for the pussy and nipples, but no quiffing...
Roll: Fine...
A few hours later.
Dr. Light: There, she is almost completed.
Rocky: Can she give blowjob too?
Dr. Light : Her mouth is very lubricated now. Her head can give you "head" now. LOL! Ask her for a demo!
Rocky: Roll, suck my dick!
Roll: "Please insert penis in mouth, testicles also if needed"
Rocky: Wow... but I'll wait later, when she will be finish.
Dr.Light: You choice...
Later...
Dr. Light: See, her robot tits, they are nice and perky! and her nippples are now very sensitive!
Dr. Light: Mmmmm.. robot bobbies, they feel so good, SO PERFECT..er..Rocky, could you wait in the other room for just a few minutes?
Rocky: Sure, Dr.Light... For how long?
Dr. Light: about 5 minutes should do it...
2 hours later...
Dr. Light: Okay, boy, she's all ready!
Rocky: Wow, your 5 minutes lasted 2 hours!
Dr. Light: Well, I needed to test her a bit. Make sure everything is working well with her, you know. with the sucking of the testicles and things...
Dr.Light: Anyway, here she is, all reprogrammed to be your wife.
Rocky: Wow, she is beautiful.. but why she smells of old man's sweat?
Dr. Light: Er.. That's just a new perfume I put on her. It will come off with time! Just hoose her down later.
Dr. Light: Here is a remote to control her, incase she ever goes bezerk or something, try to kill you and ripped your dick off.. yes... anyway... Let me turn her on!
Roll: System's rebooting...
Roll: New programming installed. System's fully active and ready. Hey! Let's go shopping!
Rocky: Man, she is so hot! So wife like!
Rocky: Oh, I forgot to install something in her! Can I put it inside her CPU?
Roll: I am your wife now, you can do anything to me that you want. I am truly all yours!
Roll: Any sexual desire you have, I will do it, I have even now a giant vibrator in case if we need it!
Rocky: I do have this helmet fetish! here, let me put it on.
Rocky : Does it turn you on? Does it make you wet?
Roll: No, you look like an idiot! How can you expect me to have sex with you, looking like a retard like that with that stupid helmet? You look like you going to run into walls head first or something...
Rocky: Oh! well, I'll be! Turn around, I'll install this "Helmet fetish" circuit and I'll make you want me even more with the very cool and sexy helmet on!
Roll: Fine, what ever, I am just a sex robot now, what do I care!?
Rocky : This is your CPU panel, right?
Roll: Yes, it is... What are you planning to do to me?
Rocky : You'll see... Is this your off switch?
Roll: Yess.s...s.. System shutting down....
Rocky: There, I'll just install the "helmet fetish" sex chip in her CPU.
Rocky: There, all done, let's reactive you!
Roll: Systems rebbooting..
Roll: Oh wow! I don't know what you have done to me, but you are soooo hot in that helmet!!!
Roll: I am soo wet! KISS ME NOW!!!
Roll: PLEASE! I need to feel you inside me!
Rocky: That is what I am talking about!
Rocky: Man, I just wish that stupid robot dog would stop staring at us!
Robot dog: WOOF!
Dr.Light : Er.. guys, can you leave my house now? You are creeping me out! and where is my money?
Rocky: Sure, let's go, my love! and about the money... well, I lied, I have like just 5$ in my bank account. sorry..
Dr. Light: Ah fuck... take her anyway.. tired of her annoying shit anyway... good ridance..
Roll: bye, Dr. Light!
Later that day
Roll: How is this? Does that feel good?
Rocky: OW! OW!... wait a minute... I think we need to get naked for this!
Roll: Naked? does that mean I have toes???
The end
