FROM THE BRYTESTAR FILES: BUMMED OUT.....

Brytestar · Post by **Brytestar** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:53 pm

(Jake walking along the side of the road in some country township in SE Michigan. He has a sigh on his face.)

Jake: Well team...I've been to the FC site just now and everything is fallen apart. The story archive has been abandoned and the legendary Nova is nowhere to be seen. My World Cup RPG just sank and yet I don't have a promised love story. Spring is already in the air too!

(He kicks some dirt along the gravely shoulder.)

Jake: I'm telling ya ever since Buffybot went offline and April got her dream trip to Japan. I'm just not feeling it. On top of that I outgrew my last gynoids only to have them vaporized by some Cylon wannabe who ended up at some junkyard thinking some rusted van was his late girlfriend. Man that's cold!

(A few more vehicles pass by without stopping.)

Jake: Well I think I'll find something out here and maybe someone dumped a deactivated cheerleader doll I don't mind reprogramming.

(The scene fades to black)

minkwheel · Post by **minkwheel** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:11 pm

BUFFYBOT--THE REALLY REAL ONE, NO DIMESTORE PHONY, FOR SURE>>> Yes, I'M BUFFYBOT--THAT IS ME, Thank you Jake for mentioning ME... In our set of stories, MINKWHEEL'S the one that's supposed to be dead... I, BEING THE FRIGGIN' GREAT ACTRESS that I am, ACTED like I died driving my kid and that whiny green brat to the future... timelines being what they are, and Sci Fi continuity hounds being what they are, ---well... that means that I have to come BACK into stories in a scientifically FI kinda way.... maybe as a clone in a can or something in those 'A-MEN" stories.... rest assured, I will be back..........MINKWHEEL'S THE ONE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, so since he's not TALKING...I CAN PRETTY MUCH DO WHAT THE HELL I WANT... I can't bring you any cheerleader dolls... Dumbass is kinda dead too for the time being.... No cheerleaders... but will you accept an INTERVIEW WITH THE COOLEST SUPERHEROINE EVER? -- I'LL DO AN INTERVIEW WITH THE ONE AND ONLY 'WONDER WOMAN" just for YOU. AIN'T YOU THE LUCKY BASTID? -- Buffybot, the really real one, really.

minkwheel · Post by **minkwheel** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:20 pm

BUFFYBOT--THE REALLY REAL ONE, NO DIMESTORE PHONY, FOR SURE>>> Yes, I'M BUFFYBOT--THAT IS ME, Thank you Jake for mentioning ME... In our set of stories, MINKWHEEL'S the one that's supposed to be dead... I, BEING THE FRIGGIN' GREAT ACTRESS that I am, ACTED like I died driving my kid and that whiny green brat to the future... timelines being what they are, and Sci Fi continuity hounds being what they are, ---well... that means that I have to come BACK into stories in a scientifically FI kinda way.... maybe as a clone in a can or something in those 'A-MEN" stories.... rest assured, I will be back..........MINKWHEEL'S THE ONE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, so since he's not TALKING...I CAN PRETTY MUCH DO WHAT THE HELL I WANT... I can't bring you any cheerleader dolls... Dumbass is kinda dead too for the time being.... No cheerleaders... but will you accept an INTERVIEW WITH THE COOLEST SUPERHEROINE EVER? -- I'LL DO AN INTERVIEW WITH THE ONE AND ONLY 'WONDER WOMAN" just for YOU. AIN'T YOU THE LUCKY BASTID? -- Buffybot, the really real one, really.

Brytestar · Post by **Brytestar** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:31 pm

OOC: Well Nova owes me an RP

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Jake: Well hun if you still got your stuff go for it. <He still kicks the dirt> I'm almost to my countryside hideout. So to got you own transport or to you need a bus or something. I didn't hear what happen to little Buffybot hope she didn't get deactivated.

<They hike a little more>

Jake: Still no bus full of reprogrammed cheerleaders but hey I'm starting to feel a little better. Maybe I can find Nova's old reprogramming codes somewhere and I can have fun that or a MARLA MAPLEWIMP doll get unexpected delivered. So B you ready to get to work maybe you can do some VAMPIREBOT blasting while youre at it!

minkwheel · Post by **minkwheel** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:46 pm

Yeah, okay...I know I'm supposed to be DEAD in the Buffybot stories, but I'll just chime in for a second...then I'll go back to heaven....pretty SWEET there... free cable and all.... anyway... Jake....because of certain rules here which I will follow, BuffyTOT had to CEASE to exist... so she was kinda killed in a story... run over by the bigass Mammoth Car...Buffybot saw Ciepher in the car but she didn't see that she was fighting Carl's Junior inside... Buffytot was run over, and Buffybot went slugnutty... Ciepher gathered up Buffytot and found her "dad".... "borrowed" an 18 year old sized MANNEQUIN from a Hot Topic, AND SO......BUFFYBOT'S KID was turned into the sarcastic super fembot heroine of the future named 'CHARITY CASE" --so named by Ciepher--now her 'SISTER" in a way....they fight together in the 'TALES OF THE UNTOLD TALES of the A-MEN" stories that I now crank out... Greenlee is Stepford Mary's "kid" --and MINE kinda.....so this way, I can do the same kind of material, but add futuristic elements and other characters when the mood hits.....Buffybot will come back in those stories-- it's the future there, and anything can happen. This stuff writes itself....leaving me more time for sleeping. I can use a little more--just came back from China.

Brytestar · Post by **Brytestar** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:34 pm

Jake: <grins> So no evil Vampiressbot trashing for awhile. I understand you love it up there and such.

<Walks up the door and sighs>

Jake: Man, no MARLA MAPLEWIMP robo doll looks like DONALD HUMP took her back. So B need a recharge or needing to get patched up?

Baron · Post by **Baron** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:07 pm

minkwheel wrote: anyway... Jake....because of certain rules here which I will follow, BuffyTOT had to CEASE to exist... so she was kinda killed in a story... run over by the bigass Mammoth Car...Buffybot saw Ciepher in the car but she didn't see that she was fighting Carl's Junior inside... Buffytot was run over, and Buffybot went slugnutty... Ciepher gathered up Buffytot and found her "dad".... "borrowed" an 18 year old sized MANNEQUIN from a Hot Topic, AND SO......BUFFYBOT'S KID was turned into the sarcastic super fembot heroine of the future named 'CHARITY CASE" --so named by Ciepher--now her 'SISTER" in a way....they fight together in the 'TALES OF THE UNTOLD TALES of the A-MEN" stories that I now crank out... Greenlee is Stepford Mary's "kid" --and MINE kinda.....so this way, I can do the same kind of material, but add futuristic elements and other characters when the mood hits.....Buffybot will come back in those stories-- it's the future there, and anything can happen. This stuff writes itself....leaving me more time for sleeping. I can use a little more--just came back from China.

{From a quiet highway rest-spot somewhere between Willow Bay, and Robo-Depot HQ, we fade in on the lovely R.O.S.I.E. from Chapter 1 of the Inspektor 12 Kronicles}

Hey!!! I can't be held responsible for my actions when I had a goofy woman-bot AND the 2-chips-shy-of-a-motherboard Carl's Jr. both trying to "drive" me at the same time!!!
Silly clunks never would have hijacked me at all, if they hadn't spiked my bio-diesel with fresh WHITE CASTLE grease!!! I'm still spitting gobs of that horrid stuff out of my dainty injectors.

HMMPH!!!

{And when Rosie snorts in disgust, every window within a three-mile radius shatters....... }

Brytestar · Post by **Brytestar** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:05 pm

(Inside a large home that seemed to appears out of nowhere, Jake and Buffybot were in his lab.)

Jake: No MARLA MAPLEWIMP models here. Sorry that you feel that way ROSIE but taking that form can do that to ya. I was looking at the Dai Corp website you know Nova's home corperation. They still don't have a Detroit site. Why does New York have everything! USA is MORE then New York you know!

(He snarls a little as he continues.)

minkwheel · Post by **minkwheel** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:29 pm

BUFFYBOT--THE REALLY REAL ONE, NO DIMESTORE PHONY>>>> AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH MICHIGAN, U.P. or L.P. --EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THEY CAN'T MAKE A DECENT HOAGIE!!!!---COME ON PEOPLE! --MORE MEAT ON THAT BAD BOY---AND I WANT DR. PEPPER!!!--- NOT MR. PIBB, GAWDAMMIT!!!--- Oh, Jake....one other thing about MICHIGAN..... you can have JEFF DANIELS SAY HOW GREAT THE STATE IS IN COMMERCIALS ALL DAY....but WHERE IS HE WORKING???? ----he's here in NEW FRIGGIN' YORK in GOD OF CARNAGE on BROADWAY! --FRIGGIN' A!!! --Okay... done ranting ... I'll do an interview with that bitch WONDER WOMAN for you soon... AND an actual little story as well...hopefully to make you happy for a while ... Okay....I'm done with the nicey nices.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY EFFIN' SAMMITCH????!!! --BUFFYBOT