URGENT NEW YEAR'S MESSAGE from THE A-MEN!!!

minkwheel · Post by **minkwheel** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:20 pm

CHARITY CASE>>>> ATTENTION FEMBOT CENTRAL MEMBERS.... ATTENTION!!! ---LISTEN TO WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO TELL YOU NOW, because this is SERIOUSLY INFRINGING UPON MY NEW YEAR'S PARTYING SCHEDULE! --

CIEPHER>>>>CHARITY--PLEASE! --WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO WARN THEM ALL ABOUT THE GLITCH....

GREENLEE>>>>HEY EVERYONE! --WE'RE TALKING TO YOU FROM the FUTURE!!!!--WE'VE COME BACK IN TIME!--WHEEEEEEEE!!!

CIEPHER>>>YES!--WE'VE USED MINKWHEEL'S TIME TRYKE TO TELL ALL FEMBOT CENTRAL MEMBERS ABOUT A GLITCH FOUND IN SOME MODELS OF FEMBOTS AND GYNOIDS MADE BY THE FOLLOWING COMPANIES..... BOOMERS R US....... ROBO DEPOT.... and DYSON INSTITUTE ..... We only have a few minutes to inform everyone who owns fembots from those companies that THERE IS A SERIOUS GLITCH in their programming....

CHARITY CASE>>>>YEAH... BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHICH MODELS WILL BE EFFECTED MOST... OUR RECORDS HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED.... and so has my HANG TIME AT THE KEG, YOU BASTARDS!!!!--- LET'S GET THIS MESSAGE OVER WITH!!!! --

GREENLEE>>>>YAAAAAAYYYY! --- IT IS NEW YEAR'S EVE HERE IN THE FUTURE... JUST LIKE IT IS IN YOUR YEAR!!! YAAAAAY! -- YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER INTO THE YEAR 2010!!! YOU LUCKY PEOPLE YOU!!!

CIEPHER>>>>>YES! --- AND SINCE FEMBOTS AND GYNOIDS IN YOUR TIME PERIOD STILL USE BINARY CODES..... THE NEW YEAR WILL REGISTER AS 01 01 10 ..... THIS IS THE GLITCH........ in some models from BOOMERS R US.....ROBO DEPOT.... and DYSON INSTITUTE .... THIS BINARY CODE WILL EITHER REGISTER AS ... ....a COMMAND TO INITIATE HOT AND STEAMY SEX FOR A FULL 24 HOURS ....... or the code can initiate a command for the fembot to kill every living thing in the city.... and possibly the entire TRI STATE AREA...... WE ARE ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.....PLEASE WATCH YOUR FEMBOTS CAREFULLY TONIGHT.... RECORD YOUR OBSERVATIONS HERE SO THAT WE MAY RECORD THE RESULTS FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS....TO PREVENT FUTURE MURDEROUS RAMPAGES OR UNCONTROLLED NIGHTS OF PASSIONATTA ....

MAJOR STEVE AUSTIN>>>>I WILL PERSONALLY RESEARCH AND STUDY THE DATA....AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES TO BE CERTAIN...... FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS OF COURSE.....IT'S ALL FOR THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY, FOR SURE..... REALLY..... AND TO ...SAVE PRECIOUS TIME .... JUST PLEASE REPORT THE FEMBOT MODELS THAT DO NOT KILL.... LESS NUMBER CRUNCHING FOR ME.

CIEPHER>>>> ONCE AGAIN.... PLEASE WATCH YOUR FEMBOTS TONIGHT AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT.... RECORD YOUR FINDINGS HERE .... and HERE'S HOPING THAT YOU ALL WILL HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR with GLITCH FREE FEMBOTS.

CHARITY CASE>>>>I WOULD have a HAPPY NEW YEAR, if everyone wouldn't still be BOGARTING THE BEER!!!!---JEEBUS FUGGIN CHRYSLER!!!

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Baron · Post by **Baron** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:32 am

Although the real world knocked me offline for nearly 5 months since last September, to date there have been NO threats to any of Robo-Depot's finest, so the good Inspektor 12 assures me. During my doldrums, he was most kind in having his Harem members look after me, in rotation. Thanks to his and his Harem's generosity I'm going into talcum-powder futures immediately, I've developed a serious vitamin B12 habit, I can now straddle a Hummer, and I'll never be able to look at the Holland {or any other} Tunnel with a straight face again............

Geraldo's gonna shit himself, once he clocks the HUGE Viagra-and-orange-juice expenses on his legendary open acount!!!!