...IT'S THE FUTURE KIDS....!--time FLIES, doesn't it? --Especially when I was supposed to start these stories a year ago, Bygones.......ummmmmmm FUTURE!--YES...FUTURE ENGLAND---THE SKIES ARE GRAY AND RAINY TODAY....and Evil still exists..........this is why we have THE A-MEN..... YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE A-MEN? --you WILL in a second when I TELL you about them!---------THE "A" STANDS FOR ANDROID.... see, I TOLD you this was the FUTURE! --The A-MEN are an elite and ever growing group of SUPER HEROES ....PAID to uphold justice and all that......Some of them even come to my cool COFFEE HOUSE after a mission to chill out...... Look... THERE ARE SOME OF THE A-MEN NOW! ---COME INSIDE and let's EVESDROP on their conversation........we can DO that in England....it's what keeps the TABLOIDS FULL OF JUICY GOSSIPY GOSSIP.....
-----THUS... we are in the trendy coffeehouse SCONEHENGE ...it's a building that is round, and the pillars that hold it up look just like stone monoliths, but they are in the shapes of delicious SCONES...... Strangely inviting..... and historically accurate.... the DRUIDS liked flaky pastries with their TEA....this is historically accurate, I saw it written down on a napkin or something.... anyway...............there they are.... a group of young robotic heroes, enjoying my expensive scones and cookies.... and all of my drinks that start with the word 'FRAPP" .... LET'S LISTEN IN ON WHAT THEY'RE SAYING? --OR WE WON'T BE ABLE TO ADVANCE THE PLOT.
CIEPHER>>>>>>>WHAT A DAY! --WE SAVED THE CITY TWICE from attacks ---I honestly think that they were caused by ORIN JUJU LIOS himself!
CHARITY CASE>>>>>ORANGE JULIUS?!!? I HATE THAT MARTIAN CREEP! --HIS TENTACLES GIVE ME DOUCHE CHILLS.....Uuuck!!!
YUGO GIRL--SLAVIC TRANSFORMER-SUPERHEROINE--hence the accent) >>>>>Bie thet az it mae...I stil think thet we are forgittink sometink, Yes?
CHARITY CASE>>>WHAT?
YUGO GIRL>>>>>BIE THET AZ IT MAE...........
Just then... another member of the A-Men walks by...She is GREENLEE ... an android hybrid of machine and plant... to be honest, because of her unique properties...she SAVED this 'FUTURE" ... but that's a story for another time......She is working part time at SCONEHENGE due to the damage that happens here frequently from this being an A-MEN hangout .... it's where I make my money......I own the place, but I can't pay the bills with the chump change that I make from Scones! I LOVE Insurance Companies!!!-----anyway.... back to Greenlee....a bane of my existence......
GREENLEE>>>HELL-LO fellow friends!--I am UNDERCOVER WAITRESS GREENLEE here to bring you something I baked fresh from the oven COMPLIMENTS OF THE HOUSE!....to go with your Frappalappadingity thingies.........IT IS BLACK FORREST CAKE!!! --YUMMY YUM!!
YUGO GIRL>>>>GRINLII......YU DON HAVEto sae thet Yu arr UNDIRCUVRRR......EETS SUPPOSE BEINK A SECRET, NO?
UNDERCOVER GREENLEE>>>>>UmmmmmmmmWHAT?
CIEPHER>>>>>>>Is......is THAT A.....PINE CONE sticking out of the cake?
UNDERCOVER GREENLEE>>>>WHY YES! --FROM THE BLACK FORREST! --ONLY THE FINEST INGREDIENTS GO INTO WHAT I BAKE! -- (yes, before I am asked.... this is STEPFORD MARY'S KID...I TOLD YOU IT WAS THE FUTURE)
JUST THEN.... EVERYONE'S COMLINK GOES OFF..... SfX BEEP! BEEEP! BEERRRRRRReeep (well SOMEONE'S is malfunctioning... we'd better get a look into that.... can't have any imperfections on this team)
CIEPHER>>>SAVED BY THE BEEPS!!!----(Ciepher answers her com) A-MEN CIEPHER...WHAT'S UP?
STEPHANIEBOT on the other side of the link.....Yes! THAT Stephaniebot! --she is a watchful MOTHER HEN to these young ADULT heroes....had to slip that in....)
ROBOTMAN>>>>>DAMN SKIPPY, MISTER!
STEPHANIEBOT ON THE LINK>>>>WHERE ARE YOU LOT?---NAJOR AUSTIN is about to start his TRAINING FILMS, and YOU'RE ALL OUT GALAVANTING!!!
CHARITY CASE>>>GALAVANTING?
STEPHANIEBOT ON THE COMLINK>>>>>JUST GET HERE ALL OF YOU before ROLL CALL....I AM TIRED OF ANSWERING FOR YOU ALL!!
UNDERCOVER GREENLEE>>>>YOU ALL? --I DIDN'T KNOW THAT STEPHANIE WAS FROM THE SOUTH---I THOUGHT SHE WAS BRITAINISH.
CIEPHER>>>>YOU HEARD THE LADY.....WE'RE OFF! YOU TOO GREENLEE!
un-named owner as of yet of SCONEHENGE>>>>>> CAN YOU AT LEAST CRASH THROUGH THE WINDOWS OR SOMETHING? -- I NEED A NEW CAR! ---OH COME ON!!!!
Our heroes run out the door PROPERLY... and FLY OFF to A-MEN CLOUDBASE........ OH... there's SO MUCH TO TELL.... Therefore, I shall begin...... TALES OF THE UNTOLD TALES OF THE A-MEN !!! STORIES GUARANTEED TO WASTE A FEW MINUTES OF YOUR TIME.... AS WELL AS SPACE ON THE SITE..... whaddya want for free? --'til next
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THANK YOU Ms. Stephanie.... the back story of why YOU are there will be told soon, but it stems from the last WILLOW BAY chapter... Since that story has been taken down, I'll have to just recap things for new readers. You will be involved in some stories, more than just MOTHER HENNING the heroes as Matron.....you DO have powers, and you WILL keep all of these YOUNG ADULTS at bay. -- minkwheel ----I just hope that there isn't a place named SCONEHENGE in Britain........ I'll probably have a "mobile" cell store called PHONEHENGE too.... most likely for a future mind control story... that ORANGE JULIUS guy is pretty sleazy.
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THANK YOU! THANK YOU! --I suppose that I should go over a few of the characters that will be showing up soon so that folks will be familiar with them as the stories progress.... here are just a few of the robots and characters that you will hopefully be reading about in these stories.....
...and so it goes.....
THE A-MEN are an ever growing roster of super android ANDROIDS from various robotics companies all over the world... they develop products and try to get them to represent what their company is capable of thru the A-MEN program...therefore, every robot is unique, No army of SAME THINKING CYBERMEN here... keeps the enemy guessing.
COMMANDER MAJOR STEVE AUSTIN (YES, THAT STEVE AUSTIN, Majorly Majors) --HE'S THE BOSS HERE, and a very DIRTY OLD MAN at times, as dirty as he is CHEAP... The A-MEN is a SERVICE in his eyes, or EYE... so those that are saved are CHARGED fees for the upkeep and profit of the A-MEN SERVICE.....He commands with an iron fist...well, PARTS of his fist are iron, I don't have time to go into specs right now....but he DOES get away with Oogling various members of the team a lot..... Not a nice guy....but you WANT him on your side in a battle.
CIEPHER 5985 - SUPER SOLDIER SUPREME, and leader on most missions. TOP NOTCH COMBATTLOID and member of Fembot Central here... but she's been in several Buffybot stories, so she's thrown in HERE to be LEADER....She's a TOUGH one...so much so, that in normal everyday situations, she can feel 'OUT OF PLACE" ....you WANT her on your side, if NOT.... your ASS will certainly be kicked into NEXT WEEK... and I won't be around to try and help you FIND it.
CHARITY CASE>>>>HERE SHE IS, IN HER ELEMENT... the Ex BUFFYTOT, Buffybot's daughter is 18 here, and fighting in, and FOR our future. Every bit the same sarcasmo attitude that her mom had, she adds to that by being a fine combattler, due to the fact that she was reconstructed after a fatal accident....rebuilt by Ciepher's 'DAD" at BRIGHTON / SUNNYDAYE ROBOTICS.... she has almost the same skills as Ciepher does, but hey, where's the fun in that? -- at least she's alive and kickin'.... looks to Ciepher as a "big sister" for the fact that Charity is motherless.
GREENLEE>>>Hybrid android and PLANT ...because of this totally unique property, GREENLEE saved the future of robotics as we know it from ORIN JUJU LIOS'S ATTEMPTED TAKEOVER OF ALL OF EARTH'S ROBOTS by having her "seeds" IMPLANTED INTO EVERY ANDROID ON THE PLANET at the time.... millions of seeds seem to grow from Greenlee's hair every year...seeds that have chip threads in them... an ORGANIC chip...which stops the BAD GUY from taking total control of inorganic androids.... COOL HUH? -- but because Greenlee IS part PLANT, she isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and has many of the traits of her Stepfordized mother, MARY....who was part plant, and part robot..... Greenlee's "dad" MINKWHEEL sent her into the future to save her... with a motorcycle/time machine that he invented--that the A-men still use to this day. GREENLEE is PROTECTED by the A-MEN, but also she is invaluable to them due to her unique powers.....and yes... she IS the color GREEN all over, hence the name.
ORIN JUJU LIOS-----or ORANGE JULIUS as CHARITY CASE calls him.... he is an ALIEN BADDIE TO THE MAX... Orange in color, and his heart is BLACK... he's got a lot of TENTACLES for hands, and he's pretty creepy ... he's the bad guy in most of these stories, but CARL'S JUNIOR does show up on occasion. WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE LIKE ALL BADASSES... but THIS one needs an interpreter
DICTION>>>>>>Orange Julius' sort of TRUSTY INTERPRETER... he advises ORANGE JULIUS of all things EARTH because one must know their enemy before they can conquer them......Unfortunately, DICTION can usually twist the facts......handy in BATTLE? -- sometimes.... EASY COMEDIC FODDER? --definitely
STEPHANIEBOT>>>> Joined A-MEN forces reluctantly... she was sent to A-men Cloudbase for HELP during the troubles on WILLOW BAY... Stephaniebot got INTO A-men headquarters, caused a bit of an uproar, and now has to pay for the so called damage by working it off as MATRONLY MOTHER HEN WATCHER over the young A-men members ....MOST are rambunctious late TEENS, see... and they need SUPERVISION........not the kind of super vision like X-RAYS or stuff like that, I mean that they need LOOKING AFTER.... JEEZ. Stephaniebot's love, SY BERMAN was a brilliant robotics engineer, and gave Steph MANY powers that she discovers from time to time.... she can MORPH into other characters and things..... can fly, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, KEEP OUR HEROES FROM F-ING UP ... she has her golden hands FULL.
-----OH, THERE'S MORE TO WRITE, BUT THIS WILL DO FOR NOW ... need to get the characters to their TRAINING MISSION, or Austin will have a hell of a HISSY FIT. you don't want to see that.......... really.
...and so it goes.....
THE A-MEN are an ever growing roster of super android ANDROIDS from various robotics companies all over the world... they develop products and try to get them to represent what their company is capable of thru the A-MEN program...therefore, every robot is unique, No army of SAME THINKING CYBERMEN here... keeps the enemy guessing.
COMMANDER MAJOR STEVE AUSTIN (YES, THAT STEVE AUSTIN, Majorly Majors) --HE'S THE BOSS HERE, and a very DIRTY OLD MAN at times, as dirty as he is CHEAP... The A-MEN is a SERVICE in his eyes, or EYE... so those that are saved are CHARGED fees for the upkeep and profit of the A-MEN SERVICE.....He commands with an iron fist...well, PARTS of his fist are iron, I don't have time to go into specs right now....but he DOES get away with Oogling various members of the team a lot..... Not a nice guy....but you WANT him on your side in a battle.
CIEPHER 5985 - SUPER SOLDIER SUPREME, and leader on most missions. TOP NOTCH COMBATTLOID and member of Fembot Central here... but she's been in several Buffybot stories, so she's thrown in HERE to be LEADER....She's a TOUGH one...so much so, that in normal everyday situations, she can feel 'OUT OF PLACE" ....you WANT her on your side, if NOT.... your ASS will certainly be kicked into NEXT WEEK... and I won't be around to try and help you FIND it.
CHARITY CASE>>>>HERE SHE IS, IN HER ELEMENT... the Ex BUFFYTOT, Buffybot's daughter is 18 here, and fighting in, and FOR our future. Every bit the same sarcasmo attitude that her mom had, she adds to that by being a fine combattler, due to the fact that she was reconstructed after a fatal accident....rebuilt by Ciepher's 'DAD" at BRIGHTON / SUNNYDAYE ROBOTICS.... she has almost the same skills as Ciepher does, but hey, where's the fun in that? -- at least she's alive and kickin'.... looks to Ciepher as a "big sister" for the fact that Charity is motherless.
GREENLEE>>>Hybrid android and PLANT ...because of this totally unique property, GREENLEE saved the future of robotics as we know it from ORIN JUJU LIOS'S ATTEMPTED TAKEOVER OF ALL OF EARTH'S ROBOTS by having her "seeds" IMPLANTED INTO EVERY ANDROID ON THE PLANET at the time.... millions of seeds seem to grow from Greenlee's hair every year...seeds that have chip threads in them... an ORGANIC chip...which stops the BAD GUY from taking total control of inorganic androids.... COOL HUH? -- but because Greenlee IS part PLANT, she isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and has many of the traits of her Stepfordized mother, MARY....who was part plant, and part robot..... Greenlee's "dad" MINKWHEEL sent her into the future to save her... with a motorcycle/time machine that he invented--that the A-men still use to this day. GREENLEE is PROTECTED by the A-MEN, but also she is invaluable to them due to her unique powers.....and yes... she IS the color GREEN all over, hence the name.
ORIN JUJU LIOS-----or ORANGE JULIUS as CHARITY CASE calls him.... he is an ALIEN BADDIE TO THE MAX... Orange in color, and his heart is BLACK... he's got a lot of TENTACLES for hands, and he's pretty creepy ... he's the bad guy in most of these stories, but CARL'S JUNIOR does show up on occasion. WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE LIKE ALL BADASSES... but THIS one needs an interpreter
DICTION>>>>>>Orange Julius' sort of TRUSTY INTERPRETER... he advises ORANGE JULIUS of all things EARTH because one must know their enemy before they can conquer them......Unfortunately, DICTION can usually twist the facts......handy in BATTLE? -- sometimes.... EASY COMEDIC FODDER? --definitely
STEPHANIEBOT>>>> Joined A-MEN forces reluctantly... she was sent to A-men Cloudbase for HELP during the troubles on WILLOW BAY... Stephaniebot got INTO A-men headquarters, caused a bit of an uproar, and now has to pay for the so called damage by working it off as MATRONLY MOTHER HEN WATCHER over the young A-men members ....MOST are rambunctious late TEENS, see... and they need SUPERVISION........not the kind of super vision like X-RAYS or stuff like that, I mean that they need LOOKING AFTER.... JEEZ. Stephaniebot's love, SY BERMAN was a brilliant robotics engineer, and gave Steph MANY powers that she discovers from time to time.... she can MORPH into other characters and things..... can fly, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, KEEP OUR HEROES FROM F-ING UP ... she has her golden hands FULL.
-----OH, THERE'S MORE TO WRITE, BUT THIS WILL DO FOR NOW ... need to get the characters to their TRAINING MISSION, or Austin will have a hell of a HISSY FIT. you don't want to see that.......... really.
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Our heroes quickly make it to the seemingly secret, and ominously RIPPED OFF site that is the once again, seemingly secret entrance to the A-MEN CLOUDBASE ...it's an old POLICE CALLBOX that the A-MEN have titled 'THE RETARDIS" --any Dr. Who fans, or BBC LAWYERS may simply just GET IN LINE and wait for a formal apology (bring something to eat, or maybe a pillow, because it will be a while) -- the RETARDIS beams up any member of THE A-MEN to CLOUDBASE but only if they utter the ever changing CODE WORDS that are assigned daily by Major Austin....
CIEPHER, CHARITY, YUGO GIRL, and GREENLEE in UNISON>>>> ---SHAM-WOW! (and like THAT... ALL FOUR SUPER FEMBOTS were whisked away to A-MEN CLOUDBASE..... MEGA MOVEABLE HEADQUARTERS ABOVE THE CLOUDS...hence the name "CLOUDBASE" for those of you keeping score... YES, SOMETHING ELSE ripped off from GERRY and SYLVIA ANDERSON ... actually, MAJOR AUSTIN WON CAPTAIN SCARLET'S "CLOUDBASE" in a fairly rigorous CARD GAME.... he may be indestructable, but Scarlet can't hold his liquor, OR a decent hand of POKER..... ANYWAY........ OUR HEROES ARE FINALLY AT CLOUDBASE HEADQUARTERS, and have made it to the TRAINING ROOM.... where a CRANKY COMMANDER STANDS WAITING.....
CRANKY MAJORLY MAJORS--MAJOR STEVE AUSTIN>>>> so GLAD to see you all....FINALLY!
CHARITY CASE>>>>BUT SIR... WE WERE BUSY CHASING DOWN SEVERAL FIENDS...um......the dreaded.... CAFFIENDS of...of the STARBUCK GALAXY.......AND....
MAJORLY MAJORS, MAJOR STEVE AUSTIN>>> Save it, SHUT IT, SIT ON IT, and PAY ATTENTION......................TODAY'S TRAINING FILM AND LESSON IS.... TO KNOW YOUR ENEMY.... If you can't PHYSICALLY beat him....at least BEAT HIM PSYCHOLOGICALLY .... if it is at all POSSIBLE...
THE FILM I AM ABOUT TO SHOW IS A CLEAR CASE OF PSYCHOLOGICAL COMBAT.......WATCH ME....WATCH ME NOW....
Austin plays a scene from his SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN series..... IT'S THE BIONIC BIGFOOT EPISODE........SASQUATCH! --YEAH!!!
YUGO GIRL>>>>OOOOH!---BEEG, HAIREE RRRRUSHin MAHN...YES!!! BEEG AZ BEAR!!
CHARITY CASE>>>>THAT'S NO BIGASS BEAR..... it's BIGFOOT! --BIG AND FUGLY TOO......
MAJOR STEVE>>>>>SHUT IT AND STUDY MY SLOW MOTION MOVES.... HERE COMES THE PSYCHOLOGICAL PART.....
ANDRE' BIONIC BIGFOOT>>>>>>>GRRRRRR!!!---oh...GRRRRRR!
MAJOR STEVE GLOATING AUSTIN>>>> WATCH ME NOW...WATCH ME!!
----it's the scene where Steve RIPS OFF POOR ANDRE' BIGFOOT'S ARM!!!
sfx (RIIIP!---CRACKLEY-POPPITY-SIZZLE and CRACKLE some MORE) SPARKS EVERYWHERE.....BUDGET OVERSPENT.....
SHOCKED AND SCARED ONE ARMED ANDRE' BIGFOOT>>>>>> GRRRRRR!!!! (SASQUATTIAN BABLEFISH TRANSLATION.... "OW! --MOTHERFUCKER!!! OWWWWW!! NOT HAPPINESS! ) RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!
GLOATING MAJOR STEVE>>>End BATTLE..... with ME as the VICTOR! --PAYCHOLOGICALLY, I HAVE BEATEN THAT GIANT TICKLE-ME ELMO!
CIEPHER STANDS IN DEFIANCE>>>> HOW THE HELL IS THAT PSYCHOLOGICAL??!!?---THAT POOR FUGLY ANIMAL!!!
MAJOR AUSTIN>>>>CIEPHER!--YOU HAVE TO KNOW YOUR ENEMY! WITH ONE QUICK MOVE, I HAVE BEATEN HIM ON SEVERAL LEVELS......
DEFIANT CIEPHER>>>EXPLAIN YOURSELF...
MAJOR AUSTIN>>>........WELL....when we did BATTLE SCENES, it takes a long while to set up these shots... so I SPIED ON BIGFOOT ANDRE WHILE HE WAS ALONE IN HIS TRAILER ON THE SET..... I RIPPED OFF THE ARM AND HAND HE MASTURBATES WITH!!!!! ----BEATING HIM ....PSYCHOLOGICALLY ON DIFFERENT LEVELS! ---
CIEPHER>>>>Ulp!
MAJOR AUSTIN>>>>>>>> .....LEARN FROM THIS.....KNOW YOUR ENEMY .........BEAT HIM WHERE HE BEATS OFF.... PSSSSSSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE!!!!
CIEPHER>>>>>>.............I feel like I need a long shower....
MAJOR AUSTIN>>>>>>> THIS IS WHY I AM COMMAND -ER... and YOU are still COMMAND -EE! --soldier!
GREENLEE>>>>>> ....What is "MASTURBATES??" I do not understand.
MAJOR AUSTIN>>>>I HAVE SOME OTHER TRAINING FILMS THAT YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN SEEING, CADET ......
MATRON STEPHANIEBOT CHIMES IN >>>>CADET GREENLEE! --YOU STILL HAVE WORK TO DO AT SCONEHENGE......LEAVE NOW!
GREENLEE>>>>YES, Miss!
CIEPHER .....AND STEPHANIEBOT SAVE THE DAY ONCE AGAIN....THERE WILL BE MANY MORE MISSIONS... and unfortunately, MANY MORE TRAINING SESSIONS. LIFE DOES NOT STAND STILL for a hero. -'TIL NEXT.
CIEPHER, CHARITY, YUGO GIRL, and GREENLEE in UNISON>>>> ---SHAM-WOW! (and like THAT... ALL FOUR SUPER FEMBOTS were whisked away to A-MEN CLOUDBASE..... MEGA MOVEABLE HEADQUARTERS ABOVE THE CLOUDS...hence the name "CLOUDBASE" for those of you keeping score... YES, SOMETHING ELSE ripped off from GERRY and SYLVIA ANDERSON ... actually, MAJOR AUSTIN WON CAPTAIN SCARLET'S "CLOUDBASE" in a fairly rigorous CARD GAME.... he may be indestructable, but Scarlet can't hold his liquor, OR a decent hand of POKER..... ANYWAY........ OUR HEROES ARE FINALLY AT CLOUDBASE HEADQUARTERS, and have made it to the TRAINING ROOM.... where a CRANKY COMMANDER STANDS WAITING.....
CRANKY MAJORLY MAJORS--MAJOR STEVE AUSTIN>>>> so GLAD to see you all....FINALLY!
CHARITY CASE>>>>BUT SIR... WE WERE BUSY CHASING DOWN SEVERAL FIENDS...um......the dreaded.... CAFFIENDS of...of the STARBUCK GALAXY.......AND....
MAJORLY MAJORS, MAJOR STEVE AUSTIN>>> Save it, SHUT IT, SIT ON IT, and PAY ATTENTION......................TODAY'S TRAINING FILM AND LESSON IS.... TO KNOW YOUR ENEMY.... If you can't PHYSICALLY beat him....at least BEAT HIM PSYCHOLOGICALLY .... if it is at all POSSIBLE...
THE FILM I AM ABOUT TO SHOW IS A CLEAR CASE OF PSYCHOLOGICAL COMBAT.......WATCH ME....WATCH ME NOW....
Austin plays a scene from his SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN series..... IT'S THE BIONIC BIGFOOT EPISODE........SASQUATCH! --YEAH!!!
YUGO GIRL>>>>OOOOH!---BEEG, HAIREE RRRRUSHin MAHN...YES!!! BEEG AZ BEAR!!
CHARITY CASE>>>>THAT'S NO BIGASS BEAR..... it's BIGFOOT! --BIG AND FUGLY TOO......
MAJOR STEVE>>>>>SHUT IT AND STUDY MY SLOW MOTION MOVES.... HERE COMES THE PSYCHOLOGICAL PART.....
ANDRE' BIONIC BIGFOOT>>>>>>>GRRRRRR!!!---oh...GRRRRRR!
MAJOR STEVE GLOATING AUSTIN>>>> WATCH ME NOW...WATCH ME!!
----it's the scene where Steve RIPS OFF POOR ANDRE' BIGFOOT'S ARM!!!
sfx (RIIIP!---CRACKLEY-POPPITY-SIZZLE and CRACKLE some MORE) SPARKS EVERYWHERE.....BUDGET OVERSPENT.....
SHOCKED AND SCARED ONE ARMED ANDRE' BIGFOOT>>>>>> GRRRRRR!!!! (SASQUATTIAN BABLEFISH TRANSLATION.... "OW! --MOTHERFUCKER!!! OWWWWW!! NOT HAPPINESS! ) RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!
GLOATING MAJOR STEVE>>>End BATTLE..... with ME as the VICTOR! --PAYCHOLOGICALLY, I HAVE BEATEN THAT GIANT TICKLE-ME ELMO!
CIEPHER STANDS IN DEFIANCE>>>> HOW THE HELL IS THAT PSYCHOLOGICAL??!!?---THAT POOR FUGLY ANIMAL!!!
MAJOR AUSTIN>>>>CIEPHER!--YOU HAVE TO KNOW YOUR ENEMY! WITH ONE QUICK MOVE, I HAVE BEATEN HIM ON SEVERAL LEVELS......
DEFIANT CIEPHER>>>EXPLAIN YOURSELF...
MAJOR AUSTIN>>>........WELL....when we did BATTLE SCENES, it takes a long while to set up these shots... so I SPIED ON BIGFOOT ANDRE WHILE HE WAS ALONE IN HIS TRAILER ON THE SET..... I RIPPED OFF THE ARM AND HAND HE MASTURBATES WITH!!!!! ----BEATING HIM ....PSYCHOLOGICALLY ON DIFFERENT LEVELS! ---
CIEPHER>>>>Ulp!
MAJOR AUSTIN>>>>>>>> .....LEARN FROM THIS.....KNOW YOUR ENEMY .........BEAT HIM WHERE HE BEATS OFF.... PSSSSSSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE!!!!
CIEPHER>>>>>>.............I feel like I need a long shower....
MAJOR AUSTIN>>>>>>> THIS IS WHY I AM COMMAND -ER... and YOU are still COMMAND -EE! --soldier!
GREENLEE>>>>>> ....What is "MASTURBATES??" I do not understand.
MAJOR AUSTIN>>>>I HAVE SOME OTHER TRAINING FILMS THAT YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN SEEING, CADET ......
MATRON STEPHANIEBOT CHIMES IN >>>>CADET GREENLEE! --YOU STILL HAVE WORK TO DO AT SCONEHENGE......LEAVE NOW!
GREENLEE>>>>YES, Miss!
CIEPHER .....AND STEPHANIEBOT SAVE THE DAY ONCE AGAIN....THERE WILL BE MANY MORE MISSIONS... and unfortunately, MANY MORE TRAINING SESSIONS. LIFE DOES NOT STAND STILL for a hero. -'TIL NEXT.
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