Letterman's Top Ten List

keraptis · Post by **keraptis** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:03 pm

The topic tonight (Thursday, January 3): "Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Having Sex With a Robot"

I didn't have time to furiously type all the answers, but the list was in response to a "news story" in which somebody predicted it would be "commonplace" for people to have sex with robots by the year 2050.

Maybe somebody will post this to YouTube? Not particularly funny, but indicative of the increasing degree to which the idea is becoming mainstream.

Cornelius · Post by **Cornelius** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:11 am

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uHD3RnRmZE

andoroido · Post by **andoroido** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:05 am

taken from CBS Late Show website

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex With A Robot

10 "Am I exposing myself to a computer virus?"

9 "Is this thing grounded?"

8 "Should I buy the robot dinner?"

7 "Is calling a hooker less embarrassing?"

6 "Am I AC or DC?"

5 "Is it programmed for low expectations?"

4 "Instead of a robot, should I join a gym?"

3 No number 3 -- writer having sex with robot

2 "Will she get jealous if I spend time with the toaster?"

1 "If I want sex with something cold and heavy, I'll try my wife"