I ofcource, ran as fucking fast as i could but this rather hot looking, girl cop just chased me down like she was a fucking leopard.
I ran into this side alley trying to get away, getting my assassins creed shit on jumping over shit like i was Ezio Auditore himself.
-Probably stumbeling over every object in that alley......
Who's telling the story here?
You or me?
(His friend rolled his eyes)
-Continue your tale, noble knight
Well, she tackeled my ass ,maced me and started beating me to a pulp with her knight stick.
I was shielding myself with my one hand and reached out to find anything i could grab on the floor to defend myself with.
I found something, it felt solid, i had my eyes still closed because of the mace and i just whaled it towards her.
I felt the object shatter, it was probably a glass bottle or something.
Then i heard a loud thud.
Some other guy came to me and started washing the mace out my eyes, asked if i was ok and ran towards somebody else who needed help.
And then i saw her.
Completely knocked out on the ground and drenched in water, the bottle felt heavy so it probably was completely full.
I gashed her open at the sternum with it, i saw the blood.
The cops were to busy with everyone else so i did something stupid......
I draged her to the side opened her shirt so i could dress her wound.
-Yeah yeah, and she being hot didn't had anything to do with it......
Fuck you, and can i now continue?
Where was i........
-You were saying that you were an idiot to help out a cop and.....
Oh right, i open up her shirt, take a good look at the gash and........ smoke started comming out.
(his friend raises an eyebrow)
-Out the wound?
Yeah, i took a good look and i saw metal underneath and blinking lights.
-.........I'm getting my coat, we're going to the hospital.
DUDE, i'm fine!
-Apparently not because you're seeing scifi shit!
OK, don't believe me?!
Follow me!
-Oh god........ don't tell me you brought her-
(he opens the door to the bathroom and shoves his friend inside)
-.......here........
-DUDE, WE'RE FUCKED WHY DID YOU BRING HER-
(his friend notices the smoke comming out of the gash.)
.......What the fu.......
Look at her shoulder.
-........................
(He snaps his finggers in front of his friends face to wake him up from his daydream)
-W-what?
Look. at. her. shoulder.
(His friend looks at the emblem on the top of her arm)
-Fuck .......is that......
Yep, people's armed police........
-So the rumors were true....
Yep......
The CCP supplied the Hong Kong police with Mainland reinforments behind our backs.
Kinda was expecting, you know PLA soldiers wearing disguises and not FUCKING ROBOTS but you know,......roll with the punches and adapt and all that bullshit.
-Dude,....... they are probably looking for her.......TRACKING her.
Already on it.
(He points to the signal jammer plugged in the power outlet near the sink)
And you thought i was paranoid for buying this thing at the army surplus store.
-What are you going to do with it.
(He flashed an small smile towards his friend)
Fix her up....... reprogram her.........
(the smile turns into an evil smirk)
Have a bit of fun........
