BUFFYBOT>>>>OH BOY!!! SUPERBOWL SUNDAY!!! Got my babybacks, hot wings, chips, and brewskis all ready to go! --Just waiting for the highly paid meatbags in spandex to come out and play.........no, I'm NOT talking about MADONNA....
tv's about to go FIZZLE....FO' SHIZZLE.....see....here it goes...FzzzzzzzzzzzleCRACKcracklycrackleFoSHIZZZZZZZZZLE!!!
BUFFYBOT>>>>>>ZACKGALAFANAKIS!!! WHOTdeFUG'S WRONG WITH THIS DAMN TV!!! JUST BEFORE KICKOFF TOO!!!
SKYPE whooshie noise, and yeah.....the pic sure isn't in 1080 p.... it's more like 1080 P.U....but look at who's on the screen... if you were skimming through the above paragraph... I'll tell you again... it's CHARITY CASE... BUFFYBOT'S DAUGHTER who was flung into the future to be saved.... she is now one of the fabled A-MEN....okay... now you're up to speed...
CHARITY CASE>>>>MA? ------is that YOU, MA??? I can BARELY SEE YOU!!!
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--------------my.....BABY?!!?-----YOU'RE SAFE!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!! OH......myGOD....YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!!----MY BAAAABY!!!!!!! How are you calling me???CHARITY CASE>>>>>I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG WE HAVE TO TALK HERE------b-b-b-UT I think you should thank that minkwheel guy........he's kind of a GENIUS.....
BUFFYBOT>>>>>>>HE'S KIND OF A YUTZ is what he IS...... YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DID WITH ME YESTERDAY??? --- He wanted to take me out on the town because of a break in the winter weather..... we went to chow at CHARLIE BROWN'S STEAKHOUSE....and he got me a POT PIE.....
CHARITY CASE>>>>>free EATS... what's wrong with THAT?
BUFFYBOT>>>>>>>>>>THERE WAS NO POT in it AT ALL!!! CRIPES!!! ----and THEN.... WE WENT TO A DOUBLE FEATURE MOVIE......THE IRON LADY...............I thought it was about FEMBOTS.... Nah...it's about some STIFF UPPER LIPPINGTON biggity shot CHIPPIE in England! ...MARGARET THATCHER! ---JEEBUS CHRYSLER!!!
CHARITY CASE>>>OH...I CERTAINLY KNOW about Margaret Thatcher...I'm in England NOW! --it's where I live---so what was the other movie?
BUFFYBOT>>>> Minkwheel told me it was about this young teen adventurer made entirely by computers! --with a cute robot name to match.....TINTIN! ---- HE WASN'T A ROBOT AT ALLLLLL!!! ----JUST SOME DOOFUS BELGIAN KID AND HIS YAPPING DOG!!!
CHARITY CASE>>>I don't know.... seems to me that it was a nice evening OUT...AND FREE... where is minkwheel NOW?
BUFFYBOT>>>>>OH...I kicked his ass.... he's a steaming puddle of OW! in the corner over there.
minkwheel>>>>>>>>....................ow!.................
CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>>>>THAT'S TOO BAD......I wanted to THANK HIM....he's taught me a lot over the years with those crystals he placed into the TIMETRYKE ...he's like .....my DAD kinda......OH COOOOL! ---YOU'VE GOT SUPERBOWL MUNCHIES OUT!!! ---YEAH BABAY!!! ---------- I can see wings, ribs, brewski and chips.......where's the DIP?
BUFFYBOT>>>>>>I TOLD YOU.... he's OVER there in a STEAMING PILE of 'OW!" ....
minkwheel>>>>>>>>>..............ow!.................
CHARITY CASE>>>>>You S-shsh-should BBBBBBeNICE to HImmmmmmm--he SSSSSSssssavEDDD US BBbboth!!IIIIIIIII-II-I THINK WE'RE LOSING the CccccOMLINK MA!!!---PLEASE KNOW THAT I Lo----------------Yu-and----------------------- CrackkeKRAAACLE--
-------------------Please note that was a SOUND EFFECT of the Skype link fizzing out... KRACKLEkrackle isn't something Charity would say in a regular conversation unless she was talking about a CANDY BAR or something.
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.............................my........baby.......all grown up....and.....SAFE............... Buffybot walks over to minkwheel..... kneels down by him.......and says.....
BUFFYBOT>>>>>>>>>ummmmmm......Thank......you.......so....much!
minkwheel>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!
BUFFYBOT>>>>>>>>>OH CRIPES!!! ---IF YOU'RE GOING TO STAIN THE CARPET NOW.... I AIN'T CLEANING IT UP, YOU BASTID!
----------------------------------------------------------Enjoy the Superbowl kids..... GO BIG BLUE!!!------------------------------------
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