Christmas in Antarctica-Opinions Wanted

[RancidInsanity]

Christmas in Antarctica

“Good evening ladies and gentlemen, the long awaited sequel to the smash hit, Christmas in Russia” is finally here !!” The Narrator said, startling Santa, making him spill his hot coco all over his beard.

“Damn it Marvin, you filthy elf, I told you not to pretend to be the narrator, shit that stuff is hot.” Santa complained

A new Ms. Clause come strolling seductively into Santa’s workshop, carrying a tray of gingerbread cookies, wearing what could only be described as a Santa-like V-binki and heels. She bent down very low giving Santa a clear view of her large tanned breasts. This made Santa stop what he was tinkering on and freeze in mid-action, staring at his beautiful 20 some year old tan blonde blue eyed fembot’s boobies.

“So, I bet you’ll need to relieve some stress when you get back, I think I know just the thing.” Ms. Clause said before licking her lips

“Oh…Okay.” Santa managed to blurt out trying not to foam at the mouth, “I feel kind of funny, my Kringle-Senses are tingling, I feel as if someone might be trying to teleport — “ was all Santa could get out before being instantly teleported to the main room of an evil looking castle.

“What…the fuck?” Santa asked outloud

As Santa studied the statues and ornate craftsmanship, a bright light zapped into the room, apparently Yoshi, President of UberRobotics, had been teleported here too. He was naked, except for a shower-cap, and was holding a body-brush and a bar of soap.

Yoshi slowly looked around until he let out a huge shout, “aaaAAAaaaaAAAAhhHHHhhhhHH WHAT THE FUCK ??!?!!!?!”

“Yoshi! Fancy meeting you here!” Santa said pointing and laughing at Yoshi’s cock

Yoshi quickly covered himself and yelled back at Santa, “What the hell?! Where is this Dracula-castle rip off place?”

“I honestly don’t know.” Santa said

“You’re in my humble abode…” a strange voice muttered from above, the figure swooped down in front of naked yoshi and Santa

An extremely thin man, wearing an outfit the exact opposite of Santa’s (yellow and black), and sporting a goatee stood in front of the two.


“Y-You’re supposed to be dead!” Santa said in shock

“Surprised to see me? Yes, I’m still alive, but I’m confined to this damn forgotten continent. Ah, Yoshi, I see a caught you at a bad time, well my name is Canta Slaus and getting revenge is currently, indeed, my game.” Canta Slaus spoke

[gynoneko]

o_0

[--NightBattery--]

haaa...so good, so fun, it's like watching a cartoon aimed for mature audience
i bet there would be rockets eventually.
have you ever read terry pratchett stuff?

[RancidInsanity]

“Well Fuck you, and your ugly-ass attire.” Santa Claus smirked before throwing himself at Canta Slaus, attempting to tackle him

Canta Slaus merely held out his palm and an apparent psychic force held Santa in mid-air.

“You really haven’t changed, have you?” Canta sighed before using his powers to hurl santa against the stone wall of the castle, knocking santa out cold

“Hey!! I need some fuckin’ pants god damn it!” Yoshi yelled, still trying to hide his penis from the frigid air

Canta Slaus glared at Yoshi but snapped his fingers and instantly two twin Japanese wind-up fembots walked stiffly towards Yoshi caring a pair of trousers and a plaid sweater. The Japanese fembots had large bouncing breasts with erect nipples and pleasant smiles that soon gave Yoshi an erection, unfortunately because of this, he couldn’t quite fit his dick in the pants the robotic women had just provided him.

Canta Slaus did a face-palm before pulling out a devilish looking sword.

“You going to kill me with that?” Yoshi asked, almost sobbing

“No. I’m just going to cut your dick off so we can get on with the story.” Canta Slaus explained

“Won’t I bleed to death?” Yoshi asked trembling in fear

“oh yeah…well fuck…I guess I’ll just have to explain everything while you have that large erection staring me down” Canta Slaus chuckled, “See, Kris Kringle over there is my spiritual opposite. He thought he killed me when he was the last Santa Claus’s apprentice, but I survived. I am a vampire now too. So fuck all yall.”

“But what do you want with me?” Yoshi asked

“I want your fembots. I am stuck with these lame ass wind up ones.” Canta Slaus explained, “I would’ve just broke into one of your factories and stole a whole bunch, but why do that when I can just hypnotize you into being my servant, and I’ll take control of your company, and get all the robo-pussy I’ll ever want!”

Just then, Santa woke up and used his last bit of magic to send a telepathic distress signal to his top-secret sex slave/robotic fighting machine, Rudolphia.