TALES o/t UNTOLD TALES o/t A-MEN: AAAaaack Friday!

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IT'S CHRISTMASTIME...it's LONDON...it's CHRISTMASTIME IN LONDON ...Hustle and Bustle, and lots of FUSSle Tiny bots with their eyes all aglow will find it hard to sleep tonight.... and so will criminals..... THAT'S WHY our heroes are so BEAT.... trying to keep crime quiet while the Baby Jesus is busy being born, and wondering just how to play with gifts of Frankensense and Muurh...... Those Three Kings of Orientarr weren't all that WITH IT... Kids want VIDEO GAMES... I mean... Jesus is JUST A BABY! -- right now, all he can DO is 'Wii" ---AND SO, THIS BIT CENTERS ON OUR HEROES RESTING FOR A MOMENT AT SCONEHENGE...the Coffeehuse/hangout. It's a place filled with flaky pastries.... and a flaky waitress........aaaaand... CUE.

IT'S GREENLEE FLAKY A-MEN MEMBER AND WAITRESS>>>> Helloooooo friends! ---HAPPY CHRISTMAS to you all FA LA LAAAA LA LAAAAAA!

CHARITY CASE>>>>>TELL HARROLD ANGEL TO JAM IT, GREENLEE... we're BEAT!!! --WHERE is the spirit of CHRISTMAS? --

YUGO GIRL>>> Yiss!!! PIPPAL SHUFFINK ant POOSHINK arount!-- PONTCHING ANT KEEKINK FR LEST MINOOT CHOPPINK!!!

CHARITY CASE>>>> What?

YUGO GIRL>>>>CHADDUP.

CIEPHER 5985>>>>....ooofTA!-- That's exactly WHAT I MEAN... No one takes the time for Christmas traditions anymore....

HAPPY GREENLEE>>>OH...I DO! --I made something very special and traditional for a British robot like yourself....THIS WILL PUT YOU IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRT, Commander......our special today is BRITISH CHRISTMAS MINCE MEAT PIES!!! YUMMY!!!

CIEPHER>>>>>OH.....MEMORIES.........My "father" LOVED MINCE MEAT PIES for Christmas! ---Please bring me one! -- they were warm and soft ......just like "Father's" eyes............I miss my Dad........

GREENLEE>>>>>ONE CHRISTMAS SAVING MINCE MEAT PIE, COMING RIGHT UP!!! fa la LAAA la LAAAAAAA......(Greenlee fetches the special as we see a softer side of Ciepher....BUT for how LONG?

GREENEE'S BACK!!! ---SHE'S BRINGING A NICE SIZED STEAMY HUNK OF CHRISTMAS GOODNESS STUFFED IN A PASTRY SHELL....

CIEPHER>>>>>FATHER'S MINCE MEAT PIE!!! I MUST HAVE IT!!! Ciepher takes a huge bite.......and (sfx ) CRRRRRUUUNCH!!!!! tinkle tinkle tinkle!!

---The TINKLE sound you hear just happens to be a few of Ciepher's teeth shattering....if you can believe it...

CIEPHER>>>>OOOOh....BLOODY HELL!!!! MINCE MEAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SOFT!!!....WOTs IN THIS BLOODY THING?!!?

GREENLEE>>>>>SILLY CIEPHER....THOSE are the MINTS!!!! Doesn't your whole mouth feel CURIOUSLY STRONG? Yummy!!!!

CIEPHER>>>>>I'D LIKE TO TAKE MY CURIOUSLY STRONG HANDS AND TIGHTEN THEM AROUND YOUR---------------I am LEAVING BEFORE I LOSE MY COMPOSURE..I'VE GOT FANGS!!!.EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Ciepher storms out....the door handle is crushed due to her frustration....

CHARITY CASE>>>LATER, DRACULA! --Now she knows how I FEEL...

GREENLEE>>>>>BUT.....I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.....

CHARITY CASE>>>>>YOU GAVE FROM YOUR HEART, not your HEAD.

YUGO GIRL>>>>GRIINLI...I KAM HIRR TU GIFF YU GEEFT...SPEHchill FR YU ET KUHRISSTuMASS.....EET vas a beet EEXPINSIFF, BAHT...EETS to seh THANKINK YUH fr ALLyuDU.

CHARITY CASE>>>>>OH....let ME get that badboy for you........... here you go Greenlee!!!

GREENLEE>>>>> Ooooooooh! ---HOW PRETTYYYYY!!! ----A SHINY BAD WITH MANY MULTY COLORED FANCY TISSUE PAPERS STICKING OUT!!! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!! THANK YOU YUGO GIRL!!! ---I'm going to CRY!

CHARITY CASE>>>>>YOU CAN TRY OUT SOME OF THOSE FANCY TISSUES THEN.....THEY'RE SUPER ABSORBENT! MERRY CHRISTMAS, KID!

Greenlee leaves happily with her bag of 'fancy tissues"

YUGO GIRL>>>>>>Soooo..........whot happint to the eexpensiff bottl ov WHINE dhat vas IN de BAHG, Charity???

CHARITY CASE>>>>>.uhhhhh...ah HEH HEH!! --well---WHADDYAgonnaDO?

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MERRY CHRISSMAHANUKWANZAMAS KIDS.....