TALES OF THE UNTOLD TALES OF THE A-MEN- SANTA-MENTAL JOURNEY

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'TIS THE SEASON....THE SEASON FOR CRIME....Hundreds of would-be hooligans have gotten the same idea... to dress as SANTA CLAUS and do some LOOTING while in FESTIVE GEAR......well.... the A-MEN took care of ALL OF 'EM.... no holiday cheer for HEROES....NOPE... Especially ROBOTIC ones...............and so..... all of the fake SANTAS are in jail... I kinda feel sorry for them, because now, with the extra red bloodstains all over 'em .... they can't get their money back on the COSTUME RENTALS..... Our heroes have made it back home to the comfort of their trendy coffeehouse hangout SCONEHENGE for a much needed shot of holiday holiday-ness......

CIEPHER>>>>>>>OOFTA!!---I'M DONE WITH THE WHOLE THING! --BLOODY FATHER CHRISTMASes......!!!

CHARITY>>>>FATHER CHRISTMAS??!!--his name is SANTA CLAUS!!!

RO-BEAU>>>> PARRE NOEL to ME!!

STEPHANIEBOT>>>>SAINT NICHOLAS has ALWAYS BEEN 'FATHER CHRISTMAS" here....he is a beloved Christmas tradition.... until criminals have to tarnish his existence .....

CHARITY CASE>>>>>OH...COME ON! -- SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T EXIST ... and WHY WOULDN'T CRIMINALS LIKE HIM..... PART OF HIS LEGACY IS THAT HE BREAKS IN AND ENTERS MILLIONS OF PEOPLE'S HOMES IN ONE NIGHT!!!

STEPHANIEBOT>>>>>FATHER CHRISTMAS, SANTA CLAUS, or WHATEVER he is called all over the world .....DOES EXIST!!!!! ---YES HE DOES! --- not in the PHYSICAL SENSE .......but he IS.... a SPIRIT of CHRISTMAS....... the spirit of GIVING.... the spirit of LOVE FOR ONE'S FAMILY.....AND HE LIVES AND EXISTS IN EVERYONE WHO CHOOSES TO ACCEPT HIM IN THEIR HEARTS for the HOLIDAY SEASON and after.... WE ALL CAN LEARN FROM THIS SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS.......

RO-BEAU>>>>WELL....HE COULD LEARN A BIT ABOUT FASHION FROM ME ...that COAT, HAT, and BELT just HAVE TO GO! -- I'll TREND him up!!!

STEPHANIEBOT>>>>You're just NOT GETTING IT.....

JUST THEN........GREENLEE walks in to greet and serve her friends at table six........

UNDERCOVER GREENLEE>>>>HELL-O, ----HO! HO! and HO! EVERYONE!!! CAN YOU ALL GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?

CIEPHER>>>>>BOXING DAY?

UNDERCOVER GREENLEE>>>>NOOO!!!---I will give you a big hint ..... TINY BOTS WITH THEIR EYES ALL AGLOW WILL FIND IT HARD TO BE IN SLEEP MODE TONIGHT........ hint hint!!

CHARITY>>>>....a new SPONGEBOB EPISODE comes on today???

UNDERCOVER GREENLEE>>>>>NOOOOO silly!!! ---it is CHRISTMAS TIME!!! YAAAAAYYY!!! ---and to CELEBRATE.... I HAVE OUR SEASONAL SPECIAL JUST FOR YOU!!!! ------ I MADE YOU PEPPERMINT COFFEE!!!!
....OUR FATTE LATTE PEPPERMINT COFFEE!!! Here you GO!!!

STEPHANIEBOT>>>>WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE.....

CIEPHER>>>>>GREENLEE.........IS THERE ACTUAL ....MINT in this COFFEE?

UNDERCOVER GREENLEE>>>>>OH, MY....YES!!!

CIEPHER>>>>>>>>GREAT!!! (SIPS her coffee---sfx SLUUUP! SLUUP...)

UNDERCOVER GREENLEE>>>>>......AAAAAAND THE FINEST BLACK PEPPER I could FIND!!!!

CIEPHER>>>>>OOOOOO--coughHACK!!! GAAAAAAAAA!!! COR BLIMEY! THAT'S THE WORSTcoffee I everBLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>.....AND SO..... WHILE LEADER CIEPHER "DECKS THE HALLS"........we say MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!

STEPHANIEBOT>>>>I'M NOT CLEANING THAT UP.
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