Before he knew it, however, a black limousine stopped right by him. The window rolled down, revealing a quite hot hispanic woman in business clothing, who looked quite a bit like movie star Sofia Vergara.
"Matthew, we did know the temptation was too great," the lady told him, "so they sent me. Come inside, I must let you know some things about this world."
Damn, thought Matthew. She seemed to BE Sofia Vergara, except for the fact that she had D cup breasts, an ass even more amazing, and was free from any kind of blemish whatsoever.
In short, she was the "perfect woman." The woman, who we will call Sofia, cocked her head for a moment as Matthew stepped in the limousine, in a quite inhuman manner.
Her eyes flashed red, then blue, and seemed to focus. Then, they turned green. "I am sure you may be wondering about my - my - my - oh I am sorry, mijo, I have not gone for my maintainance in quite a long time, so I'm a bit rusty. I can't have sex, or I'll surely crash on orgasm, for example. Anyhow - how - how - you may be wondering about my eye colors. Robots who have red eyes are malfunctioning; while they cannot harm you no matter what state they're in, you might want to stay away from them. Robots with blue or brown eyes, pretty much all of the population except for members of the government like myself, are functioning correctly but think they are 100% human. And, robots with green eyes like myself are fully aware of our robotic nature, and functioning correctly. But, since we - we - we -" Sofia's eyes glinted red for a moment, then switched back to green - "-we - we - were programmed to emulate the people of the early 21st century, anything that would be at all taboo then is taboo now, unless you change it. You can do so with your iPhone, which I will give to you in just a moment. Are you familiar with its interface?"
"Yes, I am," answered Matthew, who couldn't help but examine Sofia's massive, gravity-defying breasts. She was wearing a bra, and its middle connecting strap was visible, but it was far from her body. Her breasts were just dying to come out.
SOFIA:
Sofia continued. "Also, if you walk up to any bot and say "Command Mode" and then any command you like, the bot will obey your command, but keep in mind if you want to drastically change a trait of our entire population, you had better use your iPhone. Now, where would you like to go? We can quickly take you to any city in the United States."
"How about Los Angeles," Matt suggested.
"Sure, anything for you - you - you - you - you - you -" Sofia got caught in another loop. "Sexual pressure too great," she emitted. "Please relieve pressure being exerted to the breast area."
Matthew partially unbuttoned Sofia's top, revealing a pair of breasts which were caught in a bra two sizes too small. He then unclipped her bra, and Sofia returned to normal. "Thank you so, so much, mijo, - my sexual circuits would have surely malfunctioned had you not stepped in. I guess I must have malfunctioned this morning, and put on a bra too small for my boobs. So here is your iPhone. See that app on the Home Screen? The one called "Control?" That one allows you to customize the environment of this world, and also designate Laws, Directives, and Missions for all of us bots."
The screen displayed:
LAWS
1. An android may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to be harmed.
2. An android must obey orders given to it by its administrator(s), except where such orders would conflict
with law 1.
3. An android must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with laws 1 or 2.
DIRECTIVES/MISSIONS
Please select an option:
Government Officials
Civilians
Custom
Matt suddenly got some ideas. "Laws are core programming, but what exactly are directives?" Matt asked Sofia.
"Well, mijo, they are - are - are - are - are programming on the software level. Laws will always work, no matter if they are corrupted or not, as they are stored in our firmware. Directives are more malleable and - and - and - and - and - allow some "breathing room" for us bots. And, missions are - are - are - are - just commands that tell us what we must do. That is where it would be best that you make changes, if need be."
Matt dug into the application, and decided to write a "mission" for all robots. "Sofia, can robots be damaged by temperature?" asked Matt.
"Well, technically we can, but only at - at - at - at temperatures over 10,000 C and/or under -10,000 C - and for those temperatures, we have worker drones for that reason," Sofia answered.
"So, if I were to make the suitable clothing for everyday use for all robot girls a swimsuit, would that have any negative side-affects?" Matt questioned.
"Well, - CALCULATING - CALCULATING - CALCULATING -" Sofia cocked her head to the side, and stared out. Her eyes flashed green, then red, then green again.
"...That would not cause any damage."
"How about if everyone wore a bra and panties a size too small?"
"Well, it would cause the libido of women everywhere to rise to a level 7, pretty high, by default. That would put every woman in a state of semi-arousal."
"Ok. By the way, do ugly women exist on this planet?"
"No - No - No - No - No, they do - do - do - do - do not. We were originally built as seductresses, so we are all quite sexy, if I do say so myself."
"Good," Matt answered. He entered some new directives into the iPhone.
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS >> DIRECTIVES
1. The appropriate attire for a government official is either a black bra and panties or a tight-fitting black swimsuit. While the appropriate underwear/swimwear set should always be one size smaller than the type recommended for your figure, if a "camel toe" shows through panties, the panty size must then be enlarged by one size.
2. "Boyshorts" are also considered panties.
3. It is your duty that if any man requests sex from you, you must have sex with him in a private area of your choosing.
4. MATTHEW CUMMINGHAM IS THE SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH, so much so that while you will ignore Matthew otherwise, if he speaks to you, you will politely answer him, then attempt to seduce him, unless he orders you to not seduce him or the situation does not seem appropriate.
CIVILIANS >> DIRECTIVES
1. All civilians must wear a pink, purple, blue, or red bra, and matching panties, OR a pink, purple, or blue swimsuit, and are allowed instead to go naked only on Fridays. While the appropriate underwear/swimwear set should always be one size smaller than the type recommended for your figure, if a "camel toe" shows through panties, the panty size must then be enlarged by one size.
2. "Boyshorts" are also considered panties.
3. It is your duty that if any man requests sex from you, you must have sex with him in a private area of your choosing.
4. MATTHEW CUMMINGHAM IS THE SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH. If he asks you to be his wife/girlfriend/daughter, you will happily oblige and do anything he says.
5. Every robot must have sex at least once every two weeks.
"This could be fun," Matt said to himself, as once he clicked "Submit", Sofia took off her business jacket to reveal a matching pair of pink frilly panties, her gravity-defying melons, and her sweet ass.
