1011-ON ONE WITH BUFFYBOT--YOU'RE A WONDER...(one for JAKE)

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HEL-LO, I AM BUFFYBOT--YES, THAT IS ME... and I'm back to interview a long standing COMIC BOOK and FANBOY ICON......now WHERE THE HELL IS SHE? --I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY...

---On cue, a dark haired, businesswoman seems to appear out of nowhere ...

DARK HAIRED BUSINESSWOMAN WHO GETS A NAME IN A SECOND, PATIENCE, GRASSHOPPER.... >>>>Oh... HELLO!-- YOU MUST BE BUFFY BOTT... I'm to be interviewed by you for some CENTRAL organization, I believe....

BUFFYBOT>>>>WELL, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, Government Issue? --I was hoping to interview the famous WONDER WOMAN!!!

GOVERNMENT ISSUE SUITED DIANA PRINCE>>> Oh...I'm sorry... I'm DIANA PRINCE.....PLEASE GIVE ME A MOMENT TO CHANGE INTO MY SECRET IDENTITY FOR YOU....

BUFFYBOT>>>Not much of a SECRET anymore, is it?---nevermind.

Government Issue suited Diana Prince begins to spin around like a pretty ballerina...and a well placed burst of sunlight covers up the fact that she's kinda naked for a second..... sorry fanboys, no freeze-frame glimpses of blurry boobery or hoohahs for you.....unless you were wearing SUNGLASSES to cut down on the glare...alas....

BUFFYBOT>>> HONEY FLAAAASH!!! WOW! --YOU HAVE QUICK CHANGE CIRCUITS! -- LIKE that bitchy showoff CUTEY HONEY does! -- YOU'RE A ROBOT LIKE ME....AREN'T YOU???

DIANA PRINCE AS THE REALLY REAL WONDER WOMAN>>> Ummm... well--

BUFFYBOT>>>>AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING? -- WHERE'S THE EAGLE ON THE BOOBS AND STARS ON YOUR ASS OUTFIT THAT WE ALL KNOW?

REALLY REAL WONDER WOMAN, REALLY>>> Well... this is the reason I came to be interviewed.... DC COMICS wants me to wear a new outfit starting with issue #600.... and if you look at how I'm designed closely... you'll see that my HEAD SHRANK as well....

BUFFYBOT>>>Your head MUST'VE SHRANK to agree to have your look changed to THAT.... CRIPES.... THAT'S NOT WONDER WOMAN... IT'S WONDER GIRL WITH A MEMBER'S ONLY JACKET ON.....JEEBUS!

REALLY REAL WONDER WOMAN IN HER NEW OUTFIT>>> ...oh...and NO, I AM NOT A ROBOT...if you know your comics history, I was sculpted out of a slab of CLAY a long time ago....I AM MAGICAL.

BUFFYBOT>>>OH.....LIKE GUMBY!!! -- WELL HELLO GUMBY!!! --

REALLY REAL WONDER WOMAN>>>>SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!

BUFFYBOT>>>SURE PINGU! -- Hey...I have a question.... WHEN YOU POOP, DOES IT COME OUT LIKE A PLAY-DOH FUN FACTORY? -- ALL STARS OR MOONS? --Inquiring minds want to know....

REALLY REAL WONDER WOMAN>>> SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!! --You shouldn't make fun of a PRINCESS FROM THEMESCARA!!! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!

BUFFYBOT>>>>DON'T YOU MEAN 'PARADISE ISLAND" GROMMIT?

REALLY REAL WONDER WOMAN>>>NO! -- WE WERE GETTING TOO MANY TOURISTS COMING ASHORE for stuff.... so we changed the island name to the GREEK MYTHOLOGY ISLE OF THEMESCARA to throw off the tourists ... we are an island SOLEY populated by WOMEN ONLY.

BUFFYBOT>>>> --NO MEN???--well.... uuuhh.....what do you do for FUN on an island of WOMEN ONLY???

WONDER WOMAN>>> SELL AVON, DO BAKE SALES, and PAMPERED CHEF parties.... they're all a GAS, REALLY! I'VE BEEN ON THEMESCARA FOR WAY OVER A HUNDRED YEARS.

BUFFYBOT>>>100 YEARS OF PAMPERED CHEF PARTIES.....no WONDER you fled to AMERICA.... We have CABLE! AND THE INTERNET!

REALLY REAL WONDER WOMAN>>>What?

BUFFYBOT>>>OH, THAT'S RIGHT.... YOU'RE A PRINCESS THAT'S OVER HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD---AND MADE OUT OF CLAY..... SHOULDN'T YOUR FACE BE CRACKING BY NOW, MR. BILL? --WOW! HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD.... I WAS going to mention this when you were CHANGING back there a second ago.... YOUR CARPET doesn't MATCH the DRAPES, DOES it?

CENTURIES OLD MAGICAL CLAY WONDER WOMAN>>> Oh...... you NOTICED THAT, Huh.....ummmmmmm.......

BUFFYBOT........NOW.......WHERE HAVE I SEEN THAT BEFORE........ ummmm.......

WONDER WOMAN>>>>WELL.....uhhh....I HAVE had to do some MODELING gigs lately.... and I......posed for some artistic photographs.....

BUFFYBOT>>>>OH SHIT! ---I KNOW WHERE I'VE SEEN YOUR JUNK BEFORE!!!! ------YOU POSED FOR THAT NEW PEPSI COLA LOGO... DIDN'T YOU?? THE NEW PEPSI LOGO CIRCLE IS A CLOSE-UP SHOT OF WONDER WOMAN'S COOTCH!!! --- HOW FRIKKIN' COOL IS THAT???!!???

WONDER WOMAN EXPOSED!!>>>>OH! --NOOOO! --DON'T LET DC COMICS KNOW ABOUT THIS!!! --I"LL BE DISMISSED! ---I NEEDED THE MONEY!!!

BUFFYBOT>>>WHAT FOR? --YOU'RE ONE OF THE TOP THREE MOST RECOGNIZABLE SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME! --- well.... not so much now with that new stupid OUTFIT on.......CHANGE IT BACK!!!

WONDER WOMAN>>>>THE JUSTICE LEAGUE PAYS DICK for all of the SUPERHEROING I do...things cost SERIOUS BANK here in AMERICA....NOW THAT YOU'VE EXPOSED A SECRET FROM MY CLOSET........I'M GOING TO EXPOSE ONE OF YOURS... courtesy of my MAGIC LASSO! -- when I put this golden lasso around you, you will tell me a precious SECRET..........SPEAK NOW, stupid ROBOT!

BUFFYBOT WITH THE MAGIC LASSO AROUND HER WAIST>>>>> .........YOUR NEW OUTFIT BLOWS......and I don't need a trick lasso to TELL you that, POKEY...

WONDER WOMAN>>>>HEY! --GET BACK HERE WITH MY LASSO YOU STUPID ROBOT!!! --I'LL KICK YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK!!! ----DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HIJACKING MY INVISIBLE PLANE OVER THERE!!!

BUFFYBOT>>>OOOoooSCORE!!! --- ALL WOMEN LOVE ACCESSORIES! --WHAT A COOL RIDE/GETAWAY ......pilot to COPILOT, I'm TAKING OFF!!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

STRANDED WONDER WOMAN>>>>> SON OF A BITCH!!!----BRUCE.... COME IN BRUCE---BATMAN! --SOME BLONDE ROBOT has hijacked my INVISIBLE PLANE.....CATCH HER FOR ME, PLEASE?

BATMAN on the JLA COM LINK>>>>>heheheheh!!!---I HEARD, .....In pursuit........heh heh.....GUMBY. --Perhaps when I get back, we can toast my victory with some PEPSI? ---- I do certainly admire your WORK. Batman OUT.....

WONDER WOMAN GROUNDED, AND PISSED>>>> Oh....F#CK!

BUFFYBOT IN THE INVISIBLE PLANE FLYING OVERHEAD>>>> WHEEEEEE!!!! ---I'M FLYIN'!!! --- let me see if I can SHOOT A MOON OVER NEW YORK CITY!!!! ---and WHERE'S THE INVISIBLE BATHROOM ON HERE? ---OH.... HERE WE GO...............aw CRIPES! --WONDER WOMAN LEFT A FLOATER!!!! ---IN THE SHAPE OF A STAR!!! -GET ME OUTTA THIS THING! GROOOOSSSSSS!!!
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Okay..... this one was a little odd even for Buffybot interviews ... but I DID promise Brytestar that I'd try to cheer up his blue funk which was kinda AGES ago.......hopefully he's had happier days.

[Brytestar]

Thanks I really needed that. Sorry I missed but I finally got a change to read it. Now If I am this lucky about getting feedback from my stories.