TALES OF THE UNTOLD TALES OF THE A-MEN--THE STUPID BOWL

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LONDON, ENGLAND--SUPER BOWL SUNDAY... CHARITY CASE HAS HACKED HER WAY INTO THE MAIN CONFERENCE ROOM OF A-MEN CLOUDBASE ...patched into the main computer's ultra sophisticated SATELITE SYSTEM.... SHE'S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE HUMUNGEROUS SIZED MONITOR SCREEN that the supercomputer CEREBELLUM utilizes... WHY?, you may be asking? ---Actually, Stephaniebot and Ciepher will be doing that asking for you.... here they go...

STEPHANIEBOT and CIEPHER in UNISON>>>>> WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING, CHARITY? --THIS PLACE IS OFF LIMITS UNLESS THERE'S AN EMERGENCY!!

CHARITY CASE>>>OH THERE'S AN EMERGENCY ALL RIGHT... the SUPERBOWL is on in AMERICA, and I'm stuck here in BUTTFUCK, EGYPT -- and WORST OF ALL, THERE ISN'T NEAR ENOUGH PROPER SNACKAGE for me to enjoy the GAME!!! --CRIPES!

STEPHANIEBOT>>> Boo and Hoo...I'm CRYING for you, Charity! -- you really should follow the rules of the house..... WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS AMERICAN SUPER BOWL ANYWAY?

CIEPHER>>> YOU AMERICANS make such a big deal over a bunch of heavily armored, HIGHLY PAID meatbags of MEN who bump into each other for HOURS !!! When will this waste of time STOP???

CHARITY CASE>>> IT'LL STOP WHEN YOU GUYS stop watching highly paid dudes run up and down a field for hours chasing a little FUTBOL ... you can't even SPELL it right!!!--- they kick with their FOOT... and they kick a BALL.... so it's FOOOOOOT BAAAAAAAAALL.... THE GAME IS "FOOT BALL" !!!!

ALL OF THIS COMMOTION BRINGS FORTH A FEW OTHER A-MEN MEMBERS who enter the Conference Room to see what is going on.....

YUGO GIRL -SLAVIC TRANSFORMER GAL>>>>oooooooOOOO!!! AmehRREEKAHN FOOTSBOHL!!! MEN BEEG AZ BEAR!!! YES!

CHARITY CASE>>>THEY AREN'T THE BIG ASS BEARS... THEY AREN'T PLAYING THE SUPER BOWL TODAY....IT'S 'THE SAINTS" VS "THE COLTS"

GREENLEE>>>>> Aren't our stories supposed to be taking place in the FUTURE? --- the SAINTS and COLTS played in 2010.....

CHARITY>>>>shut up shut up SHUT UP!!!

KYLIE MINOUGUE AS 'KYBORG">>>>Oh, you people don't know what TOUGH IS until you've played AUSTRALIAN RULES FOOTBALL.... NO PADDING, ALL ACTION...A BLOODBATH in EVERY MATCH... really.
----SO HOW DO YOU PLAY THIS GAME OF AMERICAN FOOTBALL, Charity?

CHARITY CASE>>>> OH.....I don't KNOW... I just watch the game to see ALL OF THE PLAYERS' TIGHT ASSES RUN, and WIGGLE up and DOWN the FIELD...... YEAH BUDDY!!!--A HUNDRED CUTE BUTTS TO WATCH IN GLORIOUS H FROGGIN' D!!! REVIEW THAT PLAY IN SLO MO, JOE!!!

CIEPHER>>>>THIS IS A LOST CAUSE and a WASTE OF VALUABLE TIME!

CHARITY>>>AMERICAN TRADITION DICTATES THAT THERE IS AMPLE SNACKAGE abound and all around to ENHANCE THE ENJOYMENT OF ATHLETIC ASSES IN SPANDEX UNIFORMS.........WATCH 'EM WIGGLE, SEE 'EM JIGGLE!!! ---AND DIG IN, BITCHES..... I'VE GOT SNACKS!!! --- BABY BACK RIBS, CHIPS, DIPS, CHAINS AND WHIPS..... BUFFALO WINGS AND OTHER THINGS.....

YUGO GIRL>>>>EES VENERABALL SMORGESSBORG!!

CIEPHER>>>OH, OOFTA! --I CAN'T EAT ALL OF THAT FATTENING FOOD! -- I HAVE TO BE IN TIP TOP SHAPE FOR COMBAT DRILLS!

GREENLEE>>>OH... then allow ME! -- We Stepford women LOVE to fix healthy foods! -- I WILL GET YOU SOME OF SCONEHENGE'S SPECIAL HOUSE SALAD! -- we have a LOT OF IT LEFT for some reason....

STEPHANIEBOT>>>>I CAN ONLY IMAGINE, Greenlee....

CIEPHER>>>>I KNOW.... I'll get to the bottom of this..... GREENLEE... WHAT KIND OF DRESSING is on the house salad?

GREENLEE>>>OH...A SIMPLE VINEGARETTE....... IT'S JUST VINEGAR, and a touch of 'ETTE"

CIEPHER>>>>WELL... SHE CAN'T FUDGE UP THE SALAD IF IT'S GOT THE RIGHT DRESSING...... OKAY, I'LL HAVE THE HOUSE SALAD to watch this FOOTBALL game with......

GREENLEE>>>>OH GOODIE!!! ---COMING RIGHT UP!

CIEPHER>>>>Yes....I've had the pleasure of that happening before... things came RIGHT UP......

GREENLEE>>>>>HERE YOU GO, SILLY CIEPHER..... OUR HOUSE SALAD!

sfx of Ciepher eating ....just so's you know.... MUNCH MUNCH.....and MUNCH! ------aaaaaaaaaand then.... cue the hysteria..........CUE.

CIEPHER>>>>>>>>OH...BLEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
COR! BLIMEY! ------THERE ARE PIECES OF SHINGLES, WOOD CHIPS, AND BROKEN GLASS in this THING!!! ----AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

GREENLEE>>>>>IS THERE NOT ENOUGH VINEGAR AND ETTE?

CHARITY CASE>>>>OKAY EVERYONE... SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLES.... IT'S KICKOFF TIME!!!!! -----SHAKE THAT ASS DREW!!!
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------and SO......HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME WATCHING THE GAME EVERYONE!------------

[Stephaniebot]

Actually I'm more likely to watch American Football than Soccer, but thats beside the point. But being a Bills fan, I wont say too much about the SB

Kyborg is right, Aussie Rules is a misnomer, from what I've seen there are no rules!