1011-ON ONE WITH BUFFYBOT--DR. FRANKLIN LIVES--Sorta...

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Hel-lo! --I'M BUFFYBOT!-Yes, that is ME....and I've been sent to this LOVELY REMOTE ISLAND to do a SURPRISE INTERVIEW...so much of a surprise that I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO IT IS....so to keep all of you fanboys in suspense ...I think I'll lie on the beach here for a while, and soak up the sun rays... Pass the tanning buttah cabana boys...I'm chillin' out --MAXING AND RELAXING until I get a clue as to who is in that old island HOSPITAL back there.........

BUFFYBOT'S COM-LINK BEEPS, BEEPS, and BEEPS SOME MORE... listen-- here it goes....

SFX --BEEP.......BEEP........BEEP SOME MORE....... and she finally picks UP.

BUFFYBOT MAXING AND RELAXING ON THE BEACH>>>>>>>> WHAAAAAAT??!!!!

For some strange reason, the guy on the other end of the comlink ISN'T MINKWHEEL.... I guess it's supposed to insinuate that minkwheel's still DEAD in these stories.........the guy on the other end happens to be none other than FEMBOT CENTRAL HIGH MUCKITY, ROBOTMAN...YES IT IS!!

FEMBOT CENTRAL HIGH MUCKITY--ROBOTMAN, IN A CAMEO>>>>>
----Cameos courtesy of THE CAMEO CORPORATION, natch... >>>>>>BUFFYBOT, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? --WE PAID A LOT OF MONEY FOR YOU TO GET THE SCOOP OF THE CENTURY FOR OUR COMMUNITY!!!--- so much of our money that now no one has any left to spend on....MY BOOK, MY MOVIE, MY STORIES! GET IN THAT HOSPITAL AND GET THAT INTERVIEW!

BUFFYBOT, SOAKING UP THE SUN>>>>>WHAT??-----I CAN'T HOLD IT-- YOU'RE BREAKING UP! YOU'RE BREAKING UP!!!---IT'S THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER, DUMBASS!!!--I'M ON A REMOTE BEACH, AND THAT GUY AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE ANYTIME SOON...HE'S IN A HOSPITAL FOR CHRISSAKES!

ROBOTMAN ON THE COMLINK>>>>>>Cripes! --JUST GET THE INTERVIEW SOMETIME TODAY!!! FANS ARE WAITING....................How the hell did minkwheel PUT up with this BITCH?

BUFFYBOT>>>>>>WHAT DID YOU CALL ME??

ROBOTMAN ON THE COMLINK>>>>>uhhh---I CAN'T HOLD IT!--YOU'RE BREAKING UP! YOU'RE BREAKING UP!!!! (click!)

BUFFYBOT>>>> CANNUCKLEHEAD! -- OKAY! --BACK TO THE REMOTE BEACH............and it's time to stretch and pose for aaaaaaaaall of the hidden celebrity paparazzi just WAITING to get pictures of bigtime bigdeal celebs in bikinis to sell to US MAGAZINE, THE STAR, AND OKAY MAGAZINE.....START SNAPPIN' BOYS...............HERE ARE A FEW RANDOM POSES..................................and.......................................THERE YOU GO! --F-YOU VERY MUCH! -- ----------------------where are the photographers? --- adoring fans jumping up and down like idiots?? --CABANA BOYS??? ------ THERE'S NOTHING ON THIS REMOTE ISLAND BUT THAT STUPID HOSPITAL!!! ------

ROBOTMAN BACK ON THE COMLINK>>>>....AND SOOOOO, YOU'LL GET THAT INTERVIEW, LIKE I ASKED?? ---Not so much of a Cannucklehead NOW, am I?



BUFFYBOT>>>>>>>>>>SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP!
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Next, the interview..........yeah, I know I could've put it on here, but like Buffybot SAID........it's the last day of SUMMER, man..........

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BUFFYBOT...ON A REMOTE ISLAND.....IS TAN......AND ...well...FABULOUS!

BUFFYBOT>>>>I AM TAN...........AND FABULOUS! and I have to do this stupid INTERVIEW.....LET'S GET ROLLING.

Buffybot and her tan of fabulousness walk to the remote hospital.... and are greeted by....a somewhat FAMILIAR LOOKING greeter.

RED HEADED, HOT PANTS WEARING FAMILIAR GREETER WHO STATES HER NAME IN A SECOND FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW HER>>>>> ....Welcome, Interviewer....I am KATY, Dr. Franklin's assistant............we were expecting you three days ago.

BUFFYBOT>>>>You DON'T RUSH PERFECTION like THIS, Chippie! --I'm TAN AND A HALF! ----and loving it.............WAIT A MINUTE! --- I KNOW YOU! -- YOU'RE THAT FEMBOT CHICK that gave thousands of kids NIGHTMARES, and THOUSANDS MORE BOYS a reason to POP A CHUBBIE!
------------YOU ROCK!!!

KATY, DR. FRANKLIN'S ASSISTANT>>>> I do not understand what you are saying....I am here to serve Dr. Franklin....perhaps HE can.....

BUFFYBOT>>>NO...no, WAIT.... you CAN'T BE THAT KATY...I've seen the shows! -- YOU WERE SHOT IN THE ASS WITH A BOLT OF LIGHTNING! --SMOKING, CHARRED, AND YOU FELL HARD! -- helluva way to GO, Jeebus!

CONFUSED KATY>>> YOU must be speaking of another...I have served my master alone for over 30 years......I will take you TO him now.....

BUFFYBOT>>>>IS THIS COMLINK ON???--Hey ROBOTMAN....I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS......YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET THE SCOOP YOU'VE WANTED............Hmmmm...just to annoy him.......I'll screw with the focus on the lens here as Katy is walking away............YEAH..... heh heh heh! --no cheesecake shots for FEMBOTWIKI........

Assistant Katy leads Buffybot to a white room.......there's a tv on the wall ...and........not too much else....just something that looks like a white meat freezer....with an OLD MAN'S HEAD ON IT!!! -----OH MY EFFIN' GAWD!

BUFFYBOT>>>>>>OUR BIG BIGASS INTERVIEW IS WITH CHRISTOPHER PIKE??!!??? ---JEEBUS CHRYSLER!!! I tanned up all for THIS??!!??

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NO, BUFFYBOT.....it's the REALLY REAL DR. FRANKLIN from those Bionic Woman episodes that we all loved..........he's a cheuvanistic pig, and crotchety ......but he's still alive.......really really..... and will be really really INTERVIEWED in the next chapter........ You BET!
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ROBOTMAN ON THE COMLINK>>>>>>>> FOCUS!!! FIX THE FRIGGIN' FOCUS, YOU STUPID %$@#!

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We are inside the secluded island hospital....Katy has introduced us to something that CLAIMS TO BE DR. FRANKLIN.... an old man's HEAD on top of a white refrigerator-like BOX....it's making noises, and seemingly keeping the HEAD alive........super science? Maybe.... fodder for cheapass JOKES? -- DEFINITELY! ...and so.....

HOT PANTS WEARING ASSISTANT KATY>>>> DOCTOR.....I AM HERE TO PRESENT our INTERVIEWER.....MISS SUMMERS.

DR. FRANKLIN>>>>>>>....SSSSssssssSOMERS!! JAMIE SOMERS?!!? THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE?!!?--- WHAT IS SSSSHEEEEE doing HERE? --I ----

BUFFYBOT>>>>No...I'm ---

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KORNYE WEST JUMPS IN>>>>>>> SORRY BUFFYBOT-I'LL GRACIOUSLY LET YOU CONTINUE, BUT BEEYOTCHE HAS THE GREATEST FEMBOT VIDEO OF ALL TIME!!!--OF AAAAAALL TIME YO!--

BUFFYBOT>>>> YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS NO TALENT BASTARD!!!-- I RUN MY OWN SHOW, AND I DON'T NEED PERMISSION TO PUSH YOUR HEAD IN SO FAR DOWN THAT YOU CAN KISS YOUR ASS WITHOUT BENDING OVER!!! WILL YOU GRACIOUSLY LET ME CONTINUE MY PLANS?

KORNYE WEST>>> YO!-DON'T PLAY ME LIKE THAT!

BUFFYBOT>>>> I HEARD A 'YES!" THERE......and so....

ACTIONY ACTION... PUNCHITY PUNCHES, KICKS, and the afformentioned HEAD SHOVE......... oh, it was BRUTALLY COOL! weren't you WATCHING?

KORNYE WEST>>>>>mmmmuuuhhhfff! ---hey.... this is ONE FINE LOOKING ASS! --- OF COURSE IT IS.........IT'S MINE!!

DR. FRANKLIN>>>>WHAT....WHAT IS HAPPENING?

BUFFYBOT>>>>>>>>Ummmmmmm SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ......UMMMMMMMDON'T TAKE YOUR MEDICATION, DOCTOR? -- you start SEEING THINGS! ----and through the magic of EDITING SOFTWARE, no one ELSE will see this INTERFERENCE FROM A SELF ABSORBED ASSHOLE!

ROBOTMAN ON THE COMLINK>>>>POT, KETTLE, BLACK, Buffybot?

Thanks to King of Self Love, KORNYE WEST, we will have to regroup and start the interview over again..................if KORNYE will GRACIOUSLY LET US CONTINUE......

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DR. FRANKLIN INTERVIEW 2.0.......FINALLY!

HOT PANTS WEARING FEMBOT KATY>>>> DR. MAY I PRESENT OUR INTERVIEWER.... MISS SUMMERS.

DR. FRANKLIN--FAMOUS GENIUS HEAD ON A WHITE BOX>>>>>> SSSSsssOMMERS........JAIMIE SOMERS??-- THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE?!!?
---WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!?

BUFFYBOT>>>>MY NAME IS SUMMERS.....I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH JAIMIE...she's too busy pitching fancy beds.....I had no idea that I'd be LOOKING AT ANTIQUES on this trip! ANYWAY..... WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS?
I SAW ALL OF THE SHOWS!-- Oscar Goldman said YOU DIED IN JAIL, old man!

DR. FRANKLIN-GENIUS HEAD ON A WHITE BOX>>>> Ohhhh....HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAH---*CoughCOUGH!!COUGH!!!*----ooohhhh!--- a test to my GENIUS, that was......I was not going to be captured by the likes of Oscar, and his BIONIC agents.........even before THEY interfered, I got TEN MILLION DOLLARS more OUT FROM SOME GANGSTERS I was dealing with....with that, I built a robot duplicate of myself, and saved the rest for my getaway... if something went wrong with my STEALING THE WEATHER CONTROL DEVICE....I would escape, and THEY would simply be 'KILLING A MACHINE!----- then the OSI stepped in and foiled my perfect plans... the gangsters didn't get me, but your GOVERNMENT ARRESTED A ROBOT!!!!--- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!COUGH!!Cough!!!--- Ohhh DEAR!
SFX----POOP!-POOOOPity POOP!!!)

BUFFYBOT>>>>>OH, EEEwww!--are you doing what I THINK you're DOING?

DR. FRANKLIN--GENIUS HEAD ON A WHITE BOX>>>>Yes...another test of my GENIUS....PEOPLE AGE...I HAVE BEEN IN EXILE ON THIS ISLAND FOR 30 YEARS!--I am MORE MACHINE than MAN at this point....WITH LIMITED RESORCES, I HAVE STILL CREATED THIS BIONIC BODY for myself... to sustain my INTELLECT.........and to live FOREVER! -- the unfortunate byproduct of being human is that we need to be fed, and we create WASTE........I AM ALIVE, ALWAYS THINKING.......AND MY MECHANICAL BODY takes care of all the rest HAHAHAHAHAH--(sfx POOP-POOP- POOPITY POOP!)

KATY!!!---COME IN HERE!!!---IT'S CLEAN UP TIME!!!

HOT PANTS WEARING ASSISTANT KATY comes in >>> YES, DOCTOR!

BUFFYBOT>>>>>>>>>>>OH.....OH...THIS...this is just TOO MUCH ....I don't know whether to LAUGH LIKE HELL or SPEW! WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS WHITE BOX ....BODY of yours, buddy? -- an iPOO?????

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---Okay, I'll end it right there for now....THE INTERVIEW CONTINUES once the Dr. is Zestfully clean, and I take some flack from that "iPoo" pun.

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Thank you sir!-- I DO have to see the film in order for me to figger a way to stick Mr. Bruised Wills into an interview... I know how this one is going to end, and Robotman may be happy....Mr. Bruised should be served to Buffybot in his own section, I guess. With THIS post, I have become a member of the 700 CLUB, not that I am overly RELIG-YOO-LUS, but I should use a holier than thou approach with Buffybot when dealing with Bruised's movie. Yeah, I know.... WAY TO PUSH THE ENVELOPE....right? --minkwheel

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Begin the scene, Zestfully clean....Katy WIPES, Dr's UNclean PIPES, Buffybot GRIPES....JEEBUS EFFIN' CRIPES!

The INTERVIEW CONTINUES....unfortunately....

BUFFYBOT>>>>>GAG ME!-- KATY!--YOU'VE BEEN WIPING THIS MAN'S ASS FOR 30 YEARS??!!??

HOTPANTS WEARING ASSISTANT KATY>>>No...not for 30 years...Only for two minutes now.

BUFFYBOT>>>>YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...

HOTPANTS WEARING ASSISTANT KATY>>>>I do this task 20 times a day... I am Dr. Franklin's assistant.....I am programmed to do whatever my master tells me do do.

DR. FRANKLIN SPEAKS>>>>ANOTHER TEST TO MY GENIUS, Miss....... be prepared for a shock..........My assistant Katy is a FEMBOT!!! 400 POUNDS OF BRILLIANT ROBOTIC TECHNOLOGY of my OWN CREATION! sfx-- POOP! POOPityPOOP-POOP!) ----KATY! NOW!!!

KATY >>>>Yes, Doctor! (wipe-wipety wipe!--to a showroom shine)

BUFFYBOT>>>YOU'RE SHITTIN' ME!--A....A REALLY REAL ROBOT?

DR. FRANKLIN CROWS>>>YES!--FOOLISH GIRL! --UNDETECTABLE BY YOU!-- she is THE PERFECT WOMAN!-- all of her controls are internal but her desires are ONLY TO CATER TO ME!!!

BUFFYBOT>>>>DO YOU even KNOW what CENTURY THIS IS, OLD MAN?

DR. FRANKLIN CROWS SOME MORE>>>>MY ORIGINAL ASSISTANT KATY was.......DESTROYED --and I blame the OSI for THAT! -- when I fled to this island, I used my allocated funds to build my NEW assistant.... and my.... SON!!!--CARL---WHO WOULD CONTINUE MY WRATH upon those who forced me into EXILE!!! --CARL BECAME AN EXTENSION OF ME.... AND MY GENIUS!!!

BUFFYBOT>>>>yeah, Genius Head on a Box....I KNOW! --- Your ...SON... literally FELL to pieces for Jaimie Somers! I've seen the shows! Your WRATH ended in 1977! --I think it's safe to say that you FAILED, Dr. Genius Head on a Box!

DR. FRANKLIN, GENIUS HEAD ON A BOX IS A TAD RILED>>> sssssSSSSSSOMERS!!!!!--- YOU WILL ONE DAY....KNEEL BEFORE ME..... and......how DARE you, MISS?--HOW DARE YOU ......ASSUME THAT I AM WITHOUT POWER? ------( sfx---POOOOOOOOOOPity poopityPOOOOP!!!) --KATY!!! CLEAN UP TIME....NOW!!!!

HOTPANTS WEARING ASSISTANT KATY>>>> Yes, Doctor (wipes for a mean sheen....Zestfully Clean!)

DR. FRANKLIN REVEALS A STORY ARC THAT MOST NEW FOLKS TO THE BOARDS HERE WON'T EVEN GET, BUT HE'S GOING TO SAY IT ANYWAY>>>>>>> ANOTHER TEST TO MY GENIUS, FOOLISH GIRL! --- I PROGRAMMED IN A SURVIVAL INSTINCT INTO MY SON, and KATY HERE! --TO CONTINUE MY DREAMS....If I somehow DIE... Katy's survival programming, and my extended FUTURE will continue forever WHEN MY OWN HEART STOPS BEATING...... and BEFORE MY SON WAS DESTROYED I had him construct his OWN successor....even before hijacking the energy ray weapon back in 1977.......He called his successor......... Carl's Jr........!!!

Place a telltale symphonic theatrical STING here for shock value, Please and Thank you----DONNNdonnnnDOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

BUFFYBOT>>>>>>>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

------------------------------------------------------Shall I end it HERE for now? --Yes, I shall.....

ROBOTMAN ON THE COMLINK STILL>>>>>


WILL SOMEBODY FIX THE $#%@!!&!! FOCUS?!!?

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BUFFYBOT --STILL "AHHH--ing">>>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

GLOATING DR. FRANKLIN, GENIUS HEAD ON A BOX>>>>>> YES!--FOOLISH GIRL!---MY GENIUS WILL SPAN GENERATIONS!!---my....GRANDSON, CARL'S JUNIOR has ALSO created his successor! ---with the help of some GIRL he knows......

BUFFYBOT IN SHOCK>>>>CIEPHER??!!?? ---THAT CAN'T BE!--- SHE HATES HIS SKANKY ASS!

CAMEOS BY THE CAMEO CORPORATION-------------

PETER GRAVES, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE GUY AND VOICEOVER GOD AMONG MEN>>>>>>>>>>>> HELLO, This is Peter Graves, collecting a check for explaining a BACKSTORY to what's going to be written here for the benefit of those who came in late, or just don't have anything else to read here because no one's posting pictures for the FembotWiki....

Years ago, Buffybot was the same old selfish and spoiled brat that we know today, but she was also fighting an addiction during all of her adventures..... she enjoyed "going polar" as the young robots call it... PLACING MAGNETS on your forehead, for periods of time... resulting in some robots losing bits of their memory....all for a momentary robotic HIGH. BUFFYBOT WAS HOSTING A SPORTING EVENT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO NET HER SOME MUCH VALUED SWEET MOOLAH. SHE OVERDOSED ON MAGNETS, AND WAS OUT FOR QUITE A WHILE... DURING HER OUTAGE, CARL'S JUNIOR HAD SENT IN ONE OF HIS CELEBRITY FEMEROIDS (whom I can now mention because she's an adult) HILLARY DUFF-----TO QUICKLY IMPLANT A SPECIAL VIRAL PRESENT into Buffybot's systems since he felt that Buffybot was the bane of his existence.... SHE would now be saddled with a constant bane to HER existence...... a BABY, given a special chip of programming that would activate upon Carl's Jr.'s demise.....this child would then become quite EVIL...Really Really! THE BUFFYTOT would be the future of the Franklin Evil Empire. May I have my CHECK NOW?

THE CAMEO CORPORATION>>>PETER GRAVES...THIS CHECK WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS......

PETER GRAVES>>>>>>WELL...who didn't see THAT coming? ---WAIT!!!
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BACK AT FRANKLIN'S HOSPITAL ROOM...

DR. FRANKLIN, GENIUS HEAD ON A BOX>>> NO....I do not know of any 'CIEPHER".........MY GRANDSON USUALLY SPEAKS OF HIS DISTASTE FOR SOMEONE NAMED.......MUFFY or SOMETHING.....

BUFFYBOT>>>>NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!!!---MY BABY IS NOT EVIL! --- SHE IS A HERO!!! SHE SAVED ME...SHE IS SAVING THE FUTURE......FROM YOUR FRIGGIN' GRANDSON!!!!! YOU RAT BASTID!!! I SHOULD PUNCH YOUR NOSE INSIDE YOUR FACE SO WHEN YOU SNEEZE, YOU'LL BLOW YOUR GENIUS BRAINS OUT!!!

DR. FRANKLIN GENIUS HEAD ON A BOX>>>>OH......HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!(Cough! COUGH!!) THIS IS PRECIOUS!!!! I SUPPOSE THIS MEANS THAT WE ARE RELATED!! -- MY GRANDSON --FATHERED MY SUCCESSOR WITH A HUMAN GIRL!!!--- OH OH SUCH EVIL GENIUS!!!

BUFFYBOT IS PRETTY TICKED.... CAN'T YOU TELL?>>>>> CARL'S JUNIOR HAS CAUSED ME NOTHING BUT PAIN AND GRIEF!!! I KICKED HIS ASS ANYTIME HE TRIED TO GET NEAR ME.........AND......MY ....MY...FFAMILY! ------HE....HE TOOK .....................EVERYTHING FROM ME.......EVERY....thing....................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
-------I'M GONNA KICK YOUR SMUG FACE RIGHT OFF OF THAT IPOO you BASTID!!!

DR. FRANKLIN, SMUG FACE ON A BOX>>>> KATY....RESTRAIN HER...NOW!

HOTPANTS WEARING KATY>>>>> Yes, Doctor!

BUFFYBOT>>>>>GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME BITCH!!!--- YOU DIDN'T EVEN WASH 'EM AFTER WIPING HIS ASS!!!!

MINKWHEEL AND DUMBASS WERE BOTH THORNS IN MY SIDE EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER....but....they were my FAMILY!!!--- YOUR GRANDSON KILLED MY FAMILY....I WILL NEVER GET 'EM BACK, AND CARL'S JUNIOR IS FLUNG INTO THE FUTURE......I CAN'T HELP MY DAUGHTER STOP HIM FOR GOOD!

DR. FRANKLIN>>>>>>>EVEN IF YOU DID, little girl......YOUR DAUGHTER WILL TURN RIGHT AROUND AND KILL YOU when CARL'S JR. is deactivated.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!---GEEEEEEEENIUS!!! ----

BUFFYBOT HAS AN IDEA>>>>>>I can't stop things in the FUTURE..... BUT I CAN CERTAINLY STOP YOU!!!!!!

DR. FRANKLIN...SMUG GENIUS HEAD ON A BOX>>>>......and HOW DO YOU PLAN ON DOING THAT, LITTLE GIRL? ---MY FEMBOT IS STRONG, AND YOU ARE RESTRAINED.....MACHINES WILL ALWAYS WIN.

BUFFYBOT>>>>>FOR ONCE, YOU ARE RIGHT, DOCTOR....Let me stop you with one of your OWN TRICKS!!!! ------YOU'VE BEEN TALKING AND GLOATING FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES, RIGHT?

DR. FRANKLIN, GENIUS HEAD ON A BOX, CURIOUSLY>>>>YES.....of COURSE.......you are BEATEN!!

BUFFYBOT>>>>.........AND KATY HERE HAS BEEN LOYAL TO ONLY YOU FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS, HASN'T SHE?

DR. FRANKLIN GENIUS HEAD ON A BOX>>>>> YES! --TRY TO SQUIRM OUT OF HER GRIP AND I WILL ORDER HER TO KILL YOU! --- SHE RESPONDS ONLY TO MY VOICE!!!......ONCE AGAIN..... YOU ARE BEATEN! ---SURRENDER TO ME....SOMERS!!! MACHINES ARE SUPERIOR TO HUMANS!!!

BUFFYBOT>>>>YEAH, I KNOW YOUR SPEECHES... I SAW THE SHOWS... AND NOW, ONE OF YOUR OLD TRICKS WILL TURN THE TABLES

BUFFYBOT CHANGES HER VOICE TO THAT OF DR. FRANKLIN'S...BECAUSE SHE CAN..... AIN'T THAT COOL?)

BUFFYBOT WITH FRANKLIN'S VOICE>>>>KATY.....RELEASE BUFFYBOT AND RUN TO THE DOOR ---NON1

DR. FRANKLIN>>>> HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU DO THAT?!!?

BUFFYBOT, FREE, AND GLOATING>>>> OH...BE PREPARED FOR A SHOCK DOC............I'M A REALLY REAL ROBOT TOO! -- I'M NO SLAVE TO HUMANS, MINKWHEEL GAVE ME FREE WILL AND A FIGHTING SPIRIT ---- YOUR GRANDSON TOOK SOMETHING PRECIOUS FROM ME................ AND NOW.........I'M TAKING SOMETHING PRECIOUS FROM YOU!!!!

DR. FRANKLIN>>>KATY!!! DELAY THAT ORDER!! !OBEY ME! ----Ahhhh... CLEVER, MISS SOMERS......BUT NOT CLEVER ENOUGH.......I WILL NOT LOSE TO .....A MERE WOMAN...........MY GENIUS DOES NOT HAVE AN OFF SWITCH!!!

BUFFYBOT>>>>NO....BUT YOUR IPoo DOES! ---- (Buffybot unplugs the box with Franklin's HEAD on it.....and runs to the door where a dormant KATY is standing frozen..........

DR. FRANKLIN>>>>YOU CAN'T DOOOOO THIS!!!---I'M (sfx POOOOOOOOPITYpooooopityppppppppooooooooooooooooopity POOOO!!)

BUFFYBOT LEAVES WITH KATY>>>>>WAY TO GO DOC!

..............on a secluded island.....an abandoned hospital stands with one lone patient...........and............

ROBOTMAN ON THE COMLINK...........BUFFYBOT? ----BUFFYBOT??!!?

DR. FRANKLIN>>>>>DO......DO I HEAR.........A....A VOICE?

ROBOTMAN ON THE COMLINK THAT BUFFYBOT LEFT BEHIND>>>>> uh... YES........YES!!!

DR. FRANKLIN>>>>>I ....I don't suppose you could COME OVER HERE and WIPE MY ---

ROBOTMAN ON THE COMLINK>>>>>>>>>......FUCK NO!!!!!!!!! BUFFYBOT GET BACK HERE AND PICK ME UP!!!!!!!

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CAN'T REALLY LEAVE THIS STORY HANGIN' LIKE THIS....hear that sound? --that's the sound of a dead horse being beaten.... not very pretty, and the horse doesn't like it very much either....

and SO.....

BUFFYBOT WITH KATY OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL....OH, AND BUFFYBOT STILL IS SPEAKING IN FRANKLIN'S VOICE.....SHE'S NO DUMMY>>>>> KATY-- I MUST PROGRAM YOU TO NOT DO MEAN THINGS WHEN I DIE..... THE WORLD IS A PRETTY COOL PLACE TO BE IN...I WANT YOU TO BE FREE AND EXPERIENCE THE WORLD!!

KATY>>>>I DO NOT KNOW MUCH OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD.

BUFFYBOT>>>>DON'T WORRY! --I'LL HOOK YOU UP, BOO! --TRUST ME -----BEFORE YOU GO, JUST PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS, OKAY?

KATY>>>>Yes, Doctor!

BUFFYBOT CLIMBS INTO HER PRIVATE PLANE and takes off..... radios ROBOTMAN-------------------- yeah, okay.....Buffybot COULD have brought KATY onto the plane too.... but Katy would probably want the only windo seat, and..... well 'PRIVATE PLANE" means.....'PRIVATE PLANE" ....so.....

BUFFYBOT ON THE PLANE'S RADIO>>>>>HEY ROBOTMAN! -- GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU!

ROBOTMAN OVER THE RADIO>>>>What? --TOILET PAPER FOR THE DOCTOR here? --CRIPES!

BUFFYBOT>>>>NO DUMBASS!--I GAVE KATY a WIFI INTERNET LINK SYSTEM JAMMED INTO HER BELLYBUTTON.... SHE'LL LEARN ABOUT THE WORLD IN NO TIME..... CHECK THIS OUT.....

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ROBOTMAN ON THE RADIO>>>> Ooooooh FOLLOW!--FOLLOW!!!!
HELLO KATY!--I AM ROBOTMAN. I AM A FRIEND! --PLEASE COME TO LIVE WITH ME IN CALGreee. CANADA.... It's BOSS!

KATY ON TWITTER>>> YES!--GPS NAVIGATION SHORTEST WALKING ROUTE TO CALGARY, CANADA..........

ROBOTMAN>>>>>>OH BOY! OH BOY!!! WHERE ARE MY CLEAN BEDSHEETS?

KATY ON TWITTER>>>>>COMMENCING TRIP TO CALGARY........... TURN LEFT IN ATLANTIC OCEANNNNNNNNNNNN.....BLUB....BLUBBLUB BLUB.......

ROBOTMAN>>>>>>>>>> ......................................SHIT!
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DR. FRANKLIN>>>>>>>KAAAAATYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! (sfx POOOPITyPOOOOOOOOOOOOPITY POOP! )---- oh, dear.
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....SO THAT'S IT! --BUFFYBOT'S FLYING HOME. END OF STORY.

KISHIN>>>>>>>>>>>>> HEY! --WHAT ABOUT THAT BRUCE WILLIS CAMEO I WANTED a few chapters ago? -- COME ON!

......Well, he WAS in there.... Bruce was the guy who gave Peter Graves his explosive check. I aim to PLEASE, and I aim to end this story finally.

KISHIN>>>>>>> BOGUSness....

Absolutely.