The curtain opens.......faint sounds are getting louder.... (SFX) vreep-vreep --vreep-vreep--vreepVREEP -VREEP-VREEEEPvreepvreep! SHE'S WALKING IN.....
There she IS.... the waifish 5ft 2 inch tall HRP-4C........
BUFFYBOT>>>>CRIPES! --WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SOUND, Bitch?-- what are you WEARING? --CORDOUROY PANTS OR SOMETHING? ----GEEZ!
HRP-4C>>>>>> Initializing state of the art look of SURPRISE ....now............................................................................................ wait for it, wait for it...............................................here you GO......
:o
BUFFYBOT>>>>COME ON OVER HERE so that the fanboys can get a good LOOK at you! ----Pictures for the SPANKbank............
HRP-4C >>>>>....................................blinkblink.......................... (SFX) vreepvreeeepvreeeepvreeeepvreeeepVREEEEEP....VREEEEP!
HELLO!-----------------I-AM-HONDA ROBOT MODEL AND FASHINISTA --HRP-4C des.......................
BUFFYBOT>>>>You walk like you've got a SERIOUS case of 'ROIDS
or you need to take a really WICKED PEE....are you OKAY, KFC?
HRP-4C>>>>>>>.....................one more state of the art look of SURPRISE coming up............................................................... aaaaaaaand.................wait for it...................THERE IT IS! :o
HRP-4C>>>>>MY NAME IS HRP-4C------I----do--not--- WICKEDPEE at this time---I AM STATE OF THE ART TECHNOLOGY- YES!
BUFFYBOT>>>I'M SURE OF IT, STP...did you know that your model number is the same as a brand of RASPBERRY ICED TEA here in the States?
HRP-4C>>>>>................................................. Oh................... you are JOKE with me--------yes------------ state of the art expression number 2 to statingly and artingly reveal itself now...................................... whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwhirrrrrrrrrrr..........................and...................wait for it, wait for it........................there it is! PRETTY SMILE DES!
BUFFYBOT>>>>STATE OF THE ART, MY SILICON ASS! -- that description refers to ME, Hi-C........ I'm 225 lbs of solid TECHNOLOGY! --I CAN TAPDANCE ON YOUR HEAD, and HAVE THE FREE WILL TO KICK YOUR ASS INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK if I so wish it to happen....I mean, WHAT DO YOU AND THOSE BIGASS SQUARE FEET of yours have to offer that I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO DO IN ALL OF THESE YEARS??? Tell me, Boy-Ar-DEE.........
HRP-4C>>>>>>>>>>>..................I-----am 95 lbs------------- and I am CUTE!
BUFFYBOT>>>>>Shut UP! HR PUFNSTUF!
HRP-4C>>>>>>>>>I......HAVE FIVE MEN AROUND ME AT ALL TIMES TO CATER TO MY .....EVERY NEED..............YES.
BUFFYBOT>>>>>>>>>>>SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP 4 CHEESE!....... Let's test your reaction time, for the fanboys out there........ I always give my guests special gifts!
HRP-4C>>>>>OH..............smile program initiate once more................. whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwrrrrrrrr..................................wait for it..... wait for it.......................................wait some more......THERE! :o
ERROR.............wait for it..............................and STATE OF THE ART IS STARING THE WORLD IN IT'S FACE RIGHT NOW........ BEHOLD! .........................................
THERE it is. Science.BUFFYBOT>>>>>>>>>>SOMETIME TODAY, CHIPPIE............. anyway ....HERE! CATCH THIS BOWLING BALL........IT'S GOT YOUR NAME ON IT!
Buffybot easily chucks the 16 lb ball at HRP-4C........it's really a PRIMO ball! --flames on it and everything! --pretty CHERRY if you ask me ....
HRP-4C>>>>>>>>>>>>I -------CAN NOT BEND MY HANDS!--ERROR!!
cheesy sound efx that are supposed to make you realize that HRP-4C WAS KNOCKED OVER (KLUNK! --wwwwwweeeeeooooooooo weeeooooooo........mmmmmmmmuh......mmmmmmmmooooooooaaahhhh!!!
HRP-4C >>>>>Mooooooo!--CHEST AIRBAGS DEPLOY!!! (and yes, just like her sister, the HONDA ACCORD, TWO AIRBAGS POP OUT OF HER CHEST CAVITY............Korby will be happy that they are at LEAST 36D's ------------the airbags cushion HRP-4C'S FALL...... and sure enough, five technician labcoated eggheads come out from behind the curtain, and scurry off with poor HRP-4C................ SOME OF THE TECHIES ARE YELLING THINGS IN JAPANESE TO BUFFYBOT........ who's Bablefish translation software decodes that they were yelling either 'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!WE WILL SUE!" -------OR..............THAT IS ONE UGLY BOWLING BALL" Either way, Buffybot stands technologically SUPERIOR for now....................
BUFFYBOT>>>>>>>>>>>>>....so WHERE'S MY CHECK? I'VE GOT SOME ECONOMIC STIMULUSing TO DO.