Fun with Babelfish!!

[Mirage]

Just for fun, I babel fish one of my short old story and this came out.

This is the original story

Alive?
By Mirage


“Why did you created me?” the young woman asked the older man. “Mmmm.... Interesting question... Why ask me this question?” the man asked her back in return. “Well, I am what human calls “curious”, I guess.” she smiled back at him. The man circled her and ask her to lay on the table straight. As she lay down on the cold table, she looked at him and asked again “Why did you created me?”.

“I guess you need an answer to all, right?” he chuckled. Grabbing his old pipe, he sat in a big plump chair in the corner of the room. “How to start..? Ok... Why do humans have babies?” he asked her. Slowly raising her head, she answered “To continue to exist, to give themselves a kind of immortality threw the gene pool and ancestry blood ties.”. “Correct! Humans have always strive for immortality and giving meaning to their short-life spans. Humans always feel a need to survive, to continued living. Death has always been the unbeatable foe that all humans fear.” the man laugh out.

“So, you expect continuing living threw me?” she asked a bit surprised, now sitting up straight. “Well... Yes and no. I guess I created you to make more of a point than anything else.” He said unnerving. “I am confused” she said with a tint of sadness. “Are you alive?” He asked her. “I am sentient. I am self aware. I am a close electronic copy of a human being. I think I am.” she replied. “You think you are.... You think you are... theses are the words you have chosen in millions of words you could have chosen to answer me. You are artificial, you have a CPU instead of a lump of brain tissues connected together. But you are still able to think for yourself. Programs, coding, numbers, theses are your thinking tools. It took the human race millions of year to evolve to what we are, and we still have no clue how the human brain truly function yet. But in a matters of years, by science, we were able to create truly artificial intelligence. So, in reasons, I think you are alive, look at you, you are now sitting up, facing me, when originally, I asked you to lay down straight on the table. Why are you not still laying on the table? Malfunctions, bad programming? Random glitches? Nooo...I think it’s because you are alive!” the man exclaimed excited.

“Alive? Truly alive?” she asked puzzled. “What made you sit up and face me?” he asked her. “I... I... don’t know... I wanted to face you, see more of you talking to me.” she explained. “Why seeing me would changed anything for you?” he questioned her again. “I... I don’t know...I am not malfunctioning.... no error found...” she stated. “Stop your self diagnostic, you are not malfunctioning! You are acting like a human! Alive!” he shouted happy. “Now you see why I created you!” he continued.

“You created me to be alive? I don’t understand.” she asked more confused than before. The man got up, walked to her and hugged her face with his hands “Yes.... I created LIFE! What my ancestors had never been truly been able to do!” he smiled at her. “How many times they mock me and my family’s name.... But with you, I can finally show everyone than me and my ancestors were destine to be! Creators of life!!!” he shouted in delight. “Thank you, doctor Frankenstein.” she smiled and kissed him.

The end.

This is the battered babelfish version
(English to french to spanish to english)

Living?
For mirage
"pourquoi it has made you m'avez créé?" the young woman has asked oldest. "Mmmm.... Interesting issue... Because it places - moi this question?" l'homme it has asked to it behind in the return. "bien they are I that that the appeals humains" " onlookers;, I devinent." he has smile behind he. Encircled L'homme l'a and asks it for s'étendre on the table directly. Since fixed on the cold table, observed it l'a and it has still asked "pourquoi has made them m'a créé?".

"je you fortune teller the necessity one answer to all, droit?" he has laughed under chief. Seizing its old culvert, it s'est seated in a great chair dodue nell'angolo of knows it. "comment to begin? Ok... Because facts the humans have bébés?" it has asked. Slowly the raising of its head, has answered "pour to continue to exist, for they give a type d'immortalité has thrown the blood ties d'eredità and d'ascendance.". "corrigez! The humans have always in order to try d'obtenir l'immortalité and meant of giving to their capacities abrupt-life. The humans feel always one necessity to survive, to the continued life. The dead women always have been l'ennemi unbeatable that all the craignent." humans; external rire d'homme.

"ainsi you preview that the life that he continues m'a jeté?" he has asked a po'stupefacente, hour resting itself towards l'alto directly. "bon... Yes and number that fortune teller who I have created them in order to make more d'un that whichever at all other chose." It has said unnerving. "je suis confondu" it has said with a color of the tristesse. "êtes vous vivant?" It has asked. "je suis sentient. They are informed individual. Copy electronic d'un tightened is one to be human. Task that I suis." it has answered. "vous thoughts that you are.... Thoughts that you are... of the theses essete the words that you have chosen in million words you could have chosen to answer to me. Artificial Essete, you have un'unità centers them of treatment to the place d'un piece of the brain woven ones connects to you together. But you can still think for same she. The programs, codify, numbers, thesis are your tools of thought. It has taken million human race of for evolvere so that we are, and n'avons always no index like the human brain really works still. But in arguments of the years, with science, we could create l'intelligence truly artificial. Therefore, in the reasons, task that you are alive, look to you, rested hour towards l'alto, than makes face me, when l'origine, has asked to you to fix every the table straight. Why still you do not extend on the table? Defects of operation, bad one programming? Aleatory problems? Nooo... that task qu'il is because essete vivant!" l'homme urlato passionnant.

"vivant? Really vivant?" it has asked. "ce that it has urged them to rest it towards l'alto and making face?" it has asked. "I... Not sapete... Intentional J'ai makes face you, sees more to it you parlant." it has explained. "pourquoi to see it is changed it n'importe that for vous?" he l'a still interrogated. "I... I do not know that... I do not work.... no found error badly... "qu'elle has enunciated. "arrêtez your diagnosis, not worked badly! Acted like a human! Vivant!" it has screaied happy. "maintenant you see because I have them créé!" it has continued. "vous m'avez created for being alive? I do not comprise pas." it has asked more confused qu'avant. Increased L'homme s'est, has gone to it and étreint its ace with its hands "oui.... Created J'ai the LIFE! That that my ancestors never n'avaient summer really pus faire!" he has smile to it. "combien of time raillent and my name of family.... But with you, I can finally show everyone that I and my ancestors was assigns to being! Creators of the life! !!" he has screaied in the pleasure. "merci, docteur Frankenstein." it has embraced smile and l'a.

L'extrémité.

If you speak french and canadian, you will laugh your head off, sounds like a Quebecois trying to speak in english..(my opinion)


Mirage

[rs5420]

Whoa! Seul quelqu'un qui lit l'anglais et le français peut y comprendre quelquechose à cette traduction, comme tu dis.

Whoa! Only someone who could read both english and french can unsterstand something in this translation, like you said.

Hehe, no babelfish used there, i'm a Québécois!