LIVEWIRE WITH BUFFYBOT: Move It or LOSE IT!

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BUFFYBOT FOR REALS, REALLY>>>> HEL-LO! --I'M BUFFYBOT, Yes that is ME...and I am here to tell you WHY that DuMas MINKWHEEL hasn't been around here lately. HE'S MOVING LOCK STOCK AND BARREL to PHOENIX, ARRIDZONA!!! --Oh...and if he thinks thatI I AM GOING TO DIRTY MY HANDS by helping him MOVE.... He's surely a special kind of STUPID...because this time of the year....I'm one of the AMERICAN IDLE. ----I'M NOT MOVING ANY LOCKS, STOCKS and or BARRELS....I'll HIRE someone to do it FOR me.....One of the advantages of being a bodacious badass fembot is that I can wirelessly hook into the INTERTUBES any time I want to..... WATCH ME....WATCH ME NOW......(blink--blink) ........oh... and just so's you can all play along.... look at the MONITOR OVER THERE.....I'll be doing a conference call in a minute..... PATIENCE, GRASSHOPER.... Oh COOL...... SEARCH ENGINE PATCHED ME INTO THE BRAND NEW ALL FEMALE JUSTICE LEAGUE!!!! They'll have DuMas moved in MINUTES!!!! ----now.....how do I CON them into doing the job............ thinkthinkthink........ Oh... here they come up on the screen........ SCIENCE!!!

OFFICIAL DC PRESENTS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA logo pops up on the screen.... and LOOK! ---THE REALLY FOR REAL BLACK CANARY is answering Buffybot's CALL!!!

REALLY REAL BLACK CANARY REALLY>>>>JUSTICE LEAGUE --WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY? --I AM BLACK CANARY!

BUFFYBOT>>>>>>>>>GEE BLONDIE....you don't LOOK "BLACK and HAIRY"

BLACK CANARY WILL MESS UP HER MAKEUP JOB if she SCOWLS MUCH LONGER....and she says>>>>> I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! --WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR CRANK CALLS, MISS... WE ARE THE JUSTICE LEAGUE! ---Fighting crime for 25 DAYS each MONTH!

BUFFYBOT BEGINS HER LIES>>>>>> WELL, YOU'D BETTER START FIGHTING IT OVER HERE!!! ---I've.....ummmmmmm CAPTURED THE EVIL......ummmm.....BAD...MANNN... MANTIS!!! ---YEAH!!!---BAD MANTISguymanDude guy!!!! ---Yeah....ummmmmmm....and YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A BETTER OPPORTUNITY TO BRING ALL OF HIS EVIL INVENTIONS to a ....ummmm SECRET LABBY SECRET S.T.A.R. LABS LOCATION for those S.T.A.R. LABBY guys to ANALYZE BY......... yeah!! ---a secret discreet little house with a pool in ArridZona.... NO ONE WOULD SUSPECT THAT THERE WOULD BE S.T.A.R. LABBY GUYS IN A SIMPLE LITTLE HOUSE.....you need to get your butts down here and take all of this IMPORTANT EVIDENCE over to THE .......SECRET LAB TO BE ANALYZED....I mean like NOW!!!

BLACK CANARY>>>>>>>>>ALL RIGHT! ---SOUNDS SERIOUS!! ---WE'LL BE RIGHT OVER as soon as we fix our HAIR............now WHERE'S MY BAG??? ----BLACK CANARY OUT!

......ComLink is offline...... and Buffybot's kicking off her shoes and sipping tea....... THIS IS HOW SHE MOVES.