My first and last robotic date

[Mirage]

My first and last robotic date

By Mirage

I meet her on those dating sites, we had a 97% compability. I sent her a message, describing myself.
She replied almost instantly. She wrote that she like what she saw and she then sent me her descriptions.
I was nervous when I did sent her a pic of myself, I am not the best looking guy. She said I look cute for my age
as she sent hers. She look a bit nerdish but cute also. Huge glasses and her hair could be better, but still.
We decided to meet at the movie theatre at 8:00pm. I arrived at 7:30pm to be sure not to be late. As I turn around
the corner, she was standing there waiting for me. We laughed as she also thought the same as me.

We sat close to the middle of the room and we waited for the movie started. We talked about our job, me, being a
tech support for a computer company and her being a data entry supervisor for the government. "you`re good with
computers? Could you fix mine later?" she asked with a devilish look. I agreed to stop at her place after the movie
to look at her com. "It's sometimes buggy.." she laughed out. I wasn't sure what was so funny but I left out a
small laugh too. As we watched the movie, I slowly reached my hand and grabbed hers. I was shy but confident of
my move. She paid no attention to my advance, as she was engrossed by the movie. As I look at in her direction,
in the darkness of the theatre, I tried to studied her body. To my surprise, she seem to be well stacked.
A c or D cup at least. I then notice her legs and arms were slim but not skinny. Her face was actually very nice
looking. As I studied her features, she turn her head and look at me studying her. "Am I to your liking?" she asked.
I nodded while I blushed red. She smiled and returned her attention to the movie as I did too.

"Good movie." She said, looking around the parking lot. "There's my car, don't mind if I do the driving?" she asked.
"No, of course not, I came by bus." I told her. "Where too?" she smiled. "Want to go for a beer somewhere?" I asked.
She gave a puzzled look and said "Sure, why not!". We end up at a bar close to her appartment, as she was not sure
how beer would affect her. We sat in a booth and talked more. She was so smart and funny and a bit nerdish.
Lots of LOL humor and tech jokes. When our beer arrived, she gave me a strange look, as she had never had one
before. She slowly took a sip and then drank the entire jug in one chug. I gasped as she removed the beer from her
lips. She blinked and smiled "That was good...That was good....Thah wass gooodd.". She stopped and giggled
"Oopsy, I think the beer is already affecting me..". I laughed out too, seeing she was already drunk from that
beer. She started to blink her eyes quickly and tilt her body left to right. "Ohh the room is moving..' she gasped.

"I think we should get you home." I told her. She agreed and we got up after paying the bill. She took a few steps
and started tripping on her own two feet. I grabbed her in my arms and felt her bossoms bounce in my arms.
We slowly walk to her appartment while she started rambling about her job. "Data data and more data.. what AM I? a
calculator???" she snort out laughing. She gave me her keys and I open her door and walked into her place.

She suddenly gropped me hard , feeling my penis in my pants. "Mmmm..." she growled. I reached down and kissed her
deep. She giggled as she pushed my hands on her breasts. I squeazed them as she made funny noizes "Honk! Honk!"
she laughed out. She unzip my pants and pulled them down, with my underwear. I was shocked at the blow job she
quickly gave me. I came in her mouth as she licked it off. "taste salty.." she said, laying on the couch. I reached
down her skirt and gave her oral sex. She came quickly as I did.

I sat her with her on a nice red couch where she gave me a strange smile. "Hey! since you are here, can you see to
my computer?"She asked quickly. "I think it's not working properlly right now.". "Sure, where is it?" I asked,
removing my coat after locking the door and sitting beside her. "Here..." she said, opening her blouse and showing
me her bra. She quickly unhook her bra from behind after removing completely her blouse. Exposing her breasts,
she then grabbed one of each breasts in each hands and pulled them apart from her chest. Her chest open
like cabinet doors, both breasts now on the side of her torso. Where was her breasts was now circuits, cables
and wires showing. A small monitor was rightin the middle of the robotics inards. I gasped as she then
press a button inside her exposed circuits and she loaded information in the small screen. "Can you fix it?"
she asked me, while I stare at her exposed breasts.

I peered over the small screen inside her chest, feeling nervous. "Don't be shy.. it's touch screen." she giggled
out. I touched the screen and load up the diagnostic program. As I started the program to verify her system, She
suddenly froze like a statue. It would take about 15 minutes to do a full system check. I look at her frozen
goofy smile she had and remove her glasses. She was a beaty. I knew robots were more and more common, but this
was the first I had the pleasure of being able to play with. I press a few sub menues and access her A.I..
Everything was in lock mode, but being a tech guy, I knew a few tricks. Typing on her virtual keyboard, I
manage to access her A.I. systems codes. Since hacking it very illigal, I made just a few changes.

Since she was already a pretty cool A.I., I didn't change anything in her programming. Also, like mention, if
anyone would discover any hacking by me, would get me in jail. I just twique her sexual programming a bit and
her strange humor. Of course, I made her my girlfriend. After her diagnostic was over, I fix any problems and
errors she was having. I rebooted her systems and she came back acitve.

"Thank you, my love, I knew the second we connected, you would reprogrammed me to be your love! I was so tired
of being single!" she said, hugging me. "You knew I would hack you??" I gasped. "Of course, how could you not
resist!? I studied your profile and knew we would benefit from each other." she explained. "My profile? I don't
understand." I mumbled out confused. "Do you think you are the only one who knows hacking? I got all your data
from the govnement files. I know everything about you." She said, blushing a bit too. I smiled and kissed her
hard "Not bad for a first date, heh?" I chuckled. "SYSTEMS ERROR!!! SYSTEMS ERROR! PLEASE INSERT PENIS IN ME
TO CONTINUE!" she laugh out. Very strange humor she has..


The end

[PowerDroid5000]

So Cute!

[tectile]

What's this? No blood, no gore no mayhem? Just a sweet happy ending?

What's happened to the Mirage we used to know?

[rs5420]

That's what I call a great comeback, Mirage! I missed your funny stories, but still shocked by the poor guy turned into a human pizza in the falling elevator.