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MINKWHEEL; ....Hey folks...CHECK THIS ONE OUT! -- Here's a guy that's trying to do what that PROJECT AIKO guy is attempting.... which is VERY COOL....and I think THIS one is SPANISH!
PLAY >>>>> HoLA! --Hello fellow scientists!--I am using the YouTube to chronicle my progress with my project ILDA.... ummmmmm...I am a bit nervous, please excuse.....ummmmm ILDA stands for INTEGRATED LIFELONG DEVOTION ANDROID ....when she is profected she will be NURSE FOR THE ELDERLY IS MY GOAL.....excuse for my Englich is not too good.
My name is FELIX STATIC....ummmm DOCTOR FELIX STATIC! -- and THIS ......IS MY ILDA! (tripoded camera pans over uncentered to a workbench table, boatloads of wires....SOMEONE MUST BE SHOPPING AT RADIOSHACK ..... wires and makeshift circuitboards are in a path leading to a detailed MANNEQUIN HEAD sitting next to a keyboard... next to a stack of GOYA BEANS and FOOD STUFFS..... must be this guy's BASEMENT) ---
FELIX STATIC--DR. FELIX STATIC>>>> I am to hoping that someone on the YouTube will see and like my work and progress with my ILDA and will help FUND my experiments to achieve my ultimate goal for ILDA to help the elderly....like my MAMA.......Felix hits a key on the keyboard...... OH... SAY HELLO TO EVERYONE ILDA!
ILDA SPEAKS>>>>> without moving her mouth much that is>>>> ..........................................BOOP!------BOOPBOOPBOOP!!!---HellotoEVERYONE...........I am --ILDA-- INTIMATE LOVE AND DEVOT-CHON ANDROID---BoopBOOPBOOP!
Felix...DR. FELIX is pretty NERVOUS now.....fumbling and dropping things in front of the camera>>>> Oh...WHERE DID THAT COME FROM???--Ummmmmm uhhhhh......
SUDDENLY A VOICE CALLS FROM ABOVE......
MAMA STATIC>>>>> FELIX!!! --LAZY SON! --DID YOU FORGET TO BRING ME MY MORNING COFFEE?? I WANT TO DRINK IT NOW!!
Flustered Felix, DR. FELIX>>>>uuummmmIT'S COMING MAMA!!!--- People on the YOU TUBE...THIS IS A PERFECT TIME FOR ME TO SHOW YOU HOW ILDA'S NEW ARM WORKS!!! --I will have the hand pick up Mama's hot coffee to show you the hand's dexteritity ..... here it goes!
Felix, Dr. Felix hits a button on the keyboard... we hear a small motor whir ... tripoded camera pans over to the hand....it's a gardener's glove over what seems to be parts from an umbrella, and a Nintendo GAMEBOY... LOOK THOUGH.... IT'S COMING CLOSER TO THE COFFEE CUP AND GRABBING IT!!!---EVEN REPILEE CAN'T DO THAT!!! -- aaaaaaaaand SUCCESS !!!..... but the arm is still pushing... and...crushes the cup... hot coffee is all over Felix's CANYON RIVER KHAKIS!!
FELIX, DR. FELIX>>>YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!--- HOT COFFEE! --STOP ILDA!!
ILDA'S HEAD ON THE WORKBENCH>>>> BOOPS!!! -- MAL-FUNC-CHUN?? --sorrysorry!!
MAMA STATIC upstairs>>>> LAZY SON FELIX!-- WHERE IS MY COFFEE??
LAZY SON DR. FELIX>>> I'M.......ALL OVER IT MAMA!! --IT'S COMING!
MAMA STATIC>>>Never MIND! --I HAVE TO DO THE WASHING AND IRONING NOW...so I'm coming down to your room now....
FELIX, DR. FELIX>>>>OH...GIVE ME A MOMENT!!!-- oh...NO! --MUST CLEAN UP ALL OF MY EXPERIMENT BEFORE MAMA SEES!! -- PLEASE TO BE HELPING ME FUND MY RESEARCH AND EXPERIMENTS! -- Ummmm... EXPECT WONDERS!!! ---bye Bye!
ILDA'S HEAD IN A BAG>>>>>> BOOPS!!!
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Thank YOU, Ms. Stephanie! --I haven't forgotten about YOUR story with Willow Bay, and The A Men...but I just wanted to start THIS story while it was a nagging tug in my head. I'm not really making fun of the Project Aiko guy--I think what HE's doing has more potential on a limited BUDGET than those guys that have millions for Repilee.... I think he's doing wonderful work, but I saw an opportunity to satirize a little.... this will be an ongoing story, and Ilda WILL progress into something short of a mechanical 'MR. BILL" or an older 'SMALL WONDER" so that Robotman doesn't throw punches. I don't want to cause trouble....just make folks laugh. There actually IS an inspiration for ILDA for me..... a girl who used to work where I do, she was from Columbia, short, with glasses. She had a bit of a heavy accent and when she said words like "machine" or SPANISH" ...she ALWAYS used A HARD 'CH" sound...SPANICH...OR maCHeen.....which in my head piqued my interest as a glitch....she even walked a bit stiffly, so that added to the fun for me and my IMAGINAchon. --Mix Ilda with the progress of Aiko, and I have a new story... or another STEPFORD MARY to write for. Thank you for reading! --MINKWHEEL.
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LOOK AT THIS KIDS! THAT FELIX GUY has another video up...let's check it out!
PLAY> HoLA FELLOW SCIENTISTS!-- I am Felix Static..DR. FELIX STATIC --and this is my lovely project ILDA android!
ILDA SPEAKS without moving her mouth much of course>>> LOV-LEY --BOOPboopboop!
FELIX STATIC>>>>Yes!--since my last post on the YouTube, I have attached Ilda's head to what will be her body soon...I have it all covered up with my Snoopy bedsheets to keep the dust from settling in some circuits... and HOW DID I GET THE MONEY TO DO THIS ALL you are to be maybe asking? -- let me pan over to ILDA'S HEAD with my camera everyone....
(a tripoded camera stiffly pans over to ILDA'S GENERAL LOCATION...
ILDA SPEAKS>>> BoopBOOPBOOP! --I---am-wearing-a-HAT-today! (BLINK!BLINK!)
FELIX>>>Yes!--first GRAND SPONSOR!--I was given ten dollars in coupons to HABIB's FALAFFEL HUT.... see the HAT? --THEY PUT THE AWFUL in FALAFFEL.... ILDA WILL WEAR THIS HAT WHILE SHE IS BEING BUILT FOR ALL OF THE WORLD TO SEE...and I will get more coupons ... I could actually.......use........OH NO ILDA....STOOOPPPP!!!
Poor Ilda is sliding down out of her chair!!!-- Oh NO!!
WHAT DAMMAGE COULD BE DONE? -- FELIX RUNS FROM HIS CAMCORDER, and quickly props ILDA back up onto the chair.....
STARTLED ILDA>>> .......ek!-----BLINKBLINK----reboot..............BOOP!BoopboopBIIIIP!! --Ahhh-----ek---reboot!
FELIX! ---OH MY EXPERIMENT!!--I must tie you down to this chair so that you will not fall again! -- I need to get some more parts so that you will be more stable....I will be back soon.......check all of your systems while I am gone.
FELIX LEAVES HIS ROOM, and he pretty much forgot that he's on a live feed on YOU TUBE right now.... and so.......
MAMA STATIC FROM UPSTAIRS>>>>> Lazy son FELIX!!! I TOLD YOU TO COME UP FOR BREAKFAST AN HOUR AGO!!!-- I'M COMING DOWN TO YOUR ROOM TO WAKE YOU UP!!
......ILDA is equipped with a makeshift alarm system to warn Felix about people coming close to his room, but it just so happens to have been slightly damaged in Ilda's little slip and fall..... the faint alarm sounds ....
WeeeOOOOO...........WEEEE-ooooooooWEEEEEoooooooo!!!! -- Ilda blinks, and her systems are seeming to come back online again..... and yes.... HERE COMES MAMA STATIC!
MAMA STATIC>>>> LAZY SON FELIX!!!---ALL YOU DO IS----(she comes into the room, and notices ILDA TIED UP WITH ROPE in SNOOPY SHEETS ...TO A CHAIR.....Ilda's eyes are closed.....
MAMA STATIC>>>>AAAAAAAAAHH!! --MY SON IS A PERVERT!!!-- ---actually.... I am GLAD that he has a GIRLFRIEND---WHO KNEW HE EVEN LEAVES THIS ROOM?? -- OKAY HOOTCHIE... BEFORE I KICK YOUR SKANK ASS OUT OF MY HOUSE, and I KILL MY SON.... WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF??!!?
ILDA OPENS HER EYES AND SPEAKS>>>>>>>>>ek!------ BooopBooopBooop-----------------mmmmmmmmy-yNAMMMME-IS-----ILDA!-----------
MAMA STATIC>>>>>>AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY SON'S ROOM??
ILDA>>>>>>>>>I------WAS--TURNED ON YESTERDAY!-- FELIX HAS BEEN WORKING ON MY BODY FOR 12 HOURS.......ek! --I-am-weak-now --
MAMA STATIC>>>>MY BOY BECOMES A MAN!!--BUT I'LL STILL KILL HIM FOR BRINGING A SLUT INTO MY HOUSE!!! but I am not HEARTLESS... can I give you some BREAKFAST before I kick your skank ass out the door?
ILDA>>>>>>I--AM NOT ABLE TO ---EAT-AT THIS TIME--BOOPboopBoop!
MAMA STATIC>>>WELL AT LEAST HAVE SOME COFFEE TO WAKE UP WITH!!! ( Mama Static begins to pour hot coffee down Ilda's throat.....
ILDA>>>>EK!!--Booooooop!!--I------CAN --NOTDRIiiiiIIIINK COFF--EK!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooo!!!!
MAMA STATIC>>French Roast! --MY FAVORITE!!
POOR ILDA>>>> Ek!--Oh!!!--THIS COFFEE IS GOING RIGHT THROUGH MY SYSTEMS!!! BoopBOOPBOOP!!
MAMA STATIC>>>>>HEH! -- IT HAS THE SAME EFFECT ON ME, HONEY... let me tell you.... GOTTA VISIT THE LADIES' ROOM...... STAY RIGHT THERE, tied up HOOTCHIE....I'LL DEAL WITH YOU IN A MINUTE!
MAMA STATIC LEAVES, AND FELIX COMES BACK IN THE ROOM WITH A BAG OF STUFF FROM RADIO SHACK.......
CLUELESS FELIX>>>>HELLO ILDA! --HOW ARE YOUR SYSTEMS NOW?
ILDA>>>> -----MY--PANTS-ARE-WET!--BoopBoopMAL-FUNCT CHON! --sorrysorry!!
CLUELESS FELIX>>> I didn't program you to PEE! ---Oh MAN! ----- sniff sniff------- is that....FRENCH ROAST??!? How the He--
MAMA STATIC>>>>>>>FEEEEEEEEEELIX!!! ---GET UP HERE... AND ...BRING YOUR BELT!!!
CLUELESS FELIX>>>> ..........Oh...Crap.
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PLAY> HoLA FELLOW SCIENTISTS!-- I am Felix Static..DR. FELIX STATIC --and this is my lovely project ILDA android!
ILDA SPEAKS without moving her mouth much of course>>> LOV-LEY --BOOPboopboop!
FELIX STATIC>>>>Yes!--since my last post on the YouTube, I have attached Ilda's head to what will be her body soon...I have it all covered up with my Snoopy bedsheets to keep the dust from settling in some circuits... and HOW DID I GET THE MONEY TO DO THIS ALL you are to be maybe asking? -- let me pan over to ILDA'S HEAD with my camera everyone....
(a tripoded camera stiffly pans over to ILDA'S GENERAL LOCATION...
ILDA SPEAKS>>> BoopBOOPBOOP! --I---am-wearing-a-HAT-today! (BLINK!BLINK!)
FELIX>>>Yes!--first GRAND SPONSOR!--I was given ten dollars in coupons to HABIB's FALAFFEL HUT.... see the HAT? --THEY PUT THE AWFUL in FALAFFEL.... ILDA WILL WEAR THIS HAT WHILE SHE IS BEING BUILT FOR ALL OF THE WORLD TO SEE...and I will get more coupons ... I could actually.......use........OH NO ILDA....STOOOPPPP!!!
Poor Ilda is sliding down out of her chair!!!-- Oh NO!!
WHAT DAMMAGE COULD BE DONE? -- FELIX RUNS FROM HIS CAMCORDER, and quickly props ILDA back up onto the chair.....
STARTLED ILDA>>> .......ek!-----BLINKBLINK----reboot..............BOOP!BoopboopBIIIIP!! --Ahhh-----ek---reboot!
FELIX! ---OH MY EXPERIMENT!!--I must tie you down to this chair so that you will not fall again! -- I need to get some more parts so that you will be more stable....I will be back soon.......check all of your systems while I am gone.
FELIX LEAVES HIS ROOM, and he pretty much forgot that he's on a live feed on YOU TUBE right now.... and so.......
MAMA STATIC FROM UPSTAIRS>>>>> Lazy son FELIX!!! I TOLD YOU TO COME UP FOR BREAKFAST AN HOUR AGO!!!-- I'M COMING DOWN TO YOUR ROOM TO WAKE YOU UP!!
......ILDA is equipped with a makeshift alarm system to warn Felix about people coming close to his room, but it just so happens to have been slightly damaged in Ilda's little slip and fall..... the faint alarm sounds ....
WeeeOOOOO...........WEEEE-ooooooooWEEEEEoooooooo!!!! -- Ilda blinks, and her systems are seeming to come back online again..... and yes.... HERE COMES MAMA STATIC!
MAMA STATIC>>>> LAZY SON FELIX!!!---ALL YOU DO IS----(she comes into the room, and notices ILDA TIED UP WITH ROPE in SNOOPY SHEETS ...TO A CHAIR.....Ilda's eyes are closed.....
MAMA STATIC>>>>AAAAAAAAAHH!! --MY SON IS A PERVERT!!!-- ---actually.... I am GLAD that he has a GIRLFRIEND---WHO KNEW HE EVEN LEAVES THIS ROOM?? -- OKAY HOOTCHIE... BEFORE I KICK YOUR SKANK ASS OUT OF MY HOUSE, and I KILL MY SON.... WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF??!!?
ILDA OPENS HER EYES AND SPEAKS>>>>>>>>>ek!------ BooopBooopBooop-----------------mmmmmmmmy-yNAMMMME-IS-----ILDA!-----------
MAMA STATIC>>>>>>AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY SON'S ROOM??
ILDA>>>>>>>>>I------WAS--TURNED ON YESTERDAY!-- FELIX HAS BEEN WORKING ON MY BODY FOR 12 HOURS.......ek! --I-am-weak-now --
MAMA STATIC>>>>MY BOY BECOMES A MAN!!--BUT I'LL STILL KILL HIM FOR BRINGING A SLUT INTO MY HOUSE!!! but I am not HEARTLESS... can I give you some BREAKFAST before I kick your skank ass out the door?
ILDA>>>>>>I--AM NOT ABLE TO ---EAT-AT THIS TIME--BOOPboopBoop!
MAMA STATIC>>>WELL AT LEAST HAVE SOME COFFEE TO WAKE UP WITH!!! ( Mama Static begins to pour hot coffee down Ilda's throat.....
ILDA>>>>EK!!--Booooooop!!--I------CAN --NOTDRIiiiiIIIINK COFF--EK!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooo!!!!
MAMA STATIC>>French Roast! --MY FAVORITE!!
POOR ILDA>>>> Ek!--Oh!!!--THIS COFFEE IS GOING RIGHT THROUGH MY SYSTEMS!!! BoopBOOPBOOP!!
MAMA STATIC>>>>>HEH! -- IT HAS THE SAME EFFECT ON ME, HONEY... let me tell you.... GOTTA VISIT THE LADIES' ROOM...... STAY RIGHT THERE, tied up HOOTCHIE....I'LL DEAL WITH YOU IN A MINUTE!
MAMA STATIC LEAVES, AND FELIX COMES BACK IN THE ROOM WITH A BAG OF STUFF FROM RADIO SHACK.......
CLUELESS FELIX>>>>HELLO ILDA! --HOW ARE YOUR SYSTEMS NOW?
ILDA>>>> -----MY--PANTS-ARE-WET!--BoopBoopMAL-FUNCT CHON! --sorrysorry!!
CLUELESS FELIX>>> I didn't program you to PEE! ---Oh MAN! ----- sniff sniff------- is that....FRENCH ROAST??!? How the He--
MAMA STATIC>>>>>>>FEEEEEEEEEELIX!!! ---GET UP HERE... AND ...BRING YOUR BELT!!!
CLUELESS FELIX>>>> ..........Oh...Crap.
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Hi gang! --That Felix guy posted a new video again.... I'll be away from the computer for most of November, so if anyone replies to me, and they don't get an answer, it's not because I'm an @s$h*le, it's because I'm sailing to Greece, and I'll be back soon. Ah, but I'm breaking the illusion..... back to the story.
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FELIX STATIC>>>>> HoLA FELLOW SCIENTISTS! --I am Dr. Felix Static... and this is my ambitious project.... lovely ILDA android!
ILDA SPEAKS>>> LOVE-LEE----ILDAANDROI---BoopBoopBOOP!
FELIX STATIC--DR. FELIX>>>> My experiments with ILDA are going the GREAT right now... My MOTHER believed that ILDA was REAL! -- I have BRUISES ON MY ASS to prove what I say is true! -- I have made several technical advances to project Ilda since the last post...she is now sitting in a chair with new pants on...I had to buy some clothes from the Consignment store for her....Notice the HOLA KITTY shirt she has on and the HABIB'S FALAFFEL hat she has on..... GRAND SPONSOR! --I get more coupons today....I would rather have MONEY, TO FURTHER TECHNOLERGIZE MY ILDA...but I will take what I get ...SEE THIS COMPUTER MONITOR? --LOOK!--LOOK! YOU ARE SEEING WHAT ILDA SEES!! -- she has cameras for eyes, and now you can witness my technologic BREAKTHROUGH! -- she will recognize me with the new recognition for the face software I just wrote for her....watch and EXPECT WONDERS!!
-----I WILL STAND IN FRONT OF ILDA... YOU WILL SEE LINES GO ACROSS THE SCREEN THAT CENTER BY MY EYES, NOSE, ALL OVER.... THIS WILL THEN GO INTO HER MEMORY BANK and she will remember WHO I AM because of my distinct face... she will do this with everyone she meets, so she will be a very smart nurse and NEVER FORGET A PATIENT! --EXPECT WONDERS.... let me show you...
FELIX STATIC STANDING AND GLOATING IN FRONT OF ILDA>>> HELLO ILDA! WHO AM I?
ILDA, using the new FACIAL RECOGNITIION SOFTWARE BLINK BLINK! >>> BoopBoop------------Ek!---------- HEL-LO, MR. LINES ACROSS YOUR FACE....HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU? --BOOPBOOPBOOP!!
FELIX STATIC>>>it seems that I have a little more TWEAKING to do.....PLEASE TO BE FUNDING MY RESEARCH...SHE IS GOING TO BE GREAT AND A TECHNICAL MARVEL-- I KNOW this!
POOR ILDA>>>>Boops!!! I AM SEEING LINES CONSTANTLY....MAL-FUNCT-CHON....sorrysorry!
FELIX>>>>Maybe I will feel better if I read some of your YOUTUBE COMMENTS FROM MY VIDEOS! --THERE IS ONE!!!
........WHEN CAN WE SEE HER TITS? --signed, NOIDGUY
Hi gang! --That Felix guy posted a new video again.... I'll be away from the computer for most of November, so if anyone replies to me, and they don't get an answer, it's not because I'm an @s$h*le, it's because I'm sailing to Greece, and I'll be back soon. Ah, but I'm breaking the illusion..... back to the story.
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FELIX STATIC>>>>> HoLA FELLOW SCIENTISTS! --I am Dr. Felix Static... and this is my ambitious project.... lovely ILDA android!
ILDA SPEAKS>>> LOVE-LEE----ILDAANDROI---BoopBoopBOOP!
FELIX STATIC--DR. FELIX>>>> My experiments with ILDA are going the GREAT right now... My MOTHER believed that ILDA was REAL! -- I have BRUISES ON MY ASS to prove what I say is true! -- I have made several technical advances to project Ilda since the last post...she is now sitting in a chair with new pants on...I had to buy some clothes from the Consignment store for her....Notice the HOLA KITTY shirt she has on and the HABIB'S FALAFFEL hat she has on..... GRAND SPONSOR! --I get more coupons today....I would rather have MONEY, TO FURTHER TECHNOLERGIZE MY ILDA...but I will take what I get ...SEE THIS COMPUTER MONITOR? --LOOK!--LOOK! YOU ARE SEEING WHAT ILDA SEES!! -- she has cameras for eyes, and now you can witness my technologic BREAKTHROUGH! -- she will recognize me with the new recognition for the face software I just wrote for her....watch and EXPECT WONDERS!!
-----I WILL STAND IN FRONT OF ILDA... YOU WILL SEE LINES GO ACROSS THE SCREEN THAT CENTER BY MY EYES, NOSE, ALL OVER.... THIS WILL THEN GO INTO HER MEMORY BANK and she will remember WHO I AM because of my distinct face... she will do this with everyone she meets, so she will be a very smart nurse and NEVER FORGET A PATIENT! --EXPECT WONDERS.... let me show you...
FELIX STATIC STANDING AND GLOATING IN FRONT OF ILDA>>> HELLO ILDA! WHO AM I?
ILDA, using the new FACIAL RECOGNITIION SOFTWARE BLINK BLINK! >>> BoopBoop------------Ek!---------- HEL-LO, MR. LINES ACROSS YOUR FACE....HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU? --BOOPBOOPBOOP!!
FELIX STATIC>>>it seems that I have a little more TWEAKING to do.....PLEASE TO BE FUNDING MY RESEARCH...SHE IS GOING TO BE GREAT AND A TECHNICAL MARVEL-- I KNOW this!
POOR ILDA>>>>Boops!!! I AM SEEING LINES CONSTANTLY....MAL-FUNCT-CHON....sorrysorry!
FELIX>>>>Maybe I will feel better if I read some of your YOUTUBE COMMENTS FROM MY VIDEOS! --THERE IS ONE!!!
........WHEN CAN WE SEE HER TITS? --signed, NOIDGUY
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Oh, you can't MISS it man! --it's right next to the Arby's...... and THANK YOU for showing me how to spell 'FELAFEL" ....--I'll get back to the other stories when I get back from the cruise.... suffice it to say, everyone's going to get to go home with one or more Willow Babes when the story "ends" --minkwheel
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MINKWHEEL>>> HERE'S ANOTHER POST FROM THAT FELIX GUY.
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FELIX STATIC>>> HoLA FELLOW SCIENTISTS and potential INVESTORS! I am FELIX STATIC----DOCTOR Felix Static, and THIS IS MY LOVELY ANDROID PROJECT I.L.D.A. -----she is looking more REAL, YES? -- (a tripoded camera moves to the left a bit to fit partially built ILDA in the frame... her head is on a workbench, her working arm is right next to her head, and what you can see of her body , is tied to a chair....SNOOPY SHEETS ON HER LAP, and she's wearing a HOLA KITTY t shirt............ not to mention a cheap baseball hat on her HEAD of course)
FELIX STATIC>>>>> ....SAY HELLO, my ILDA....
ILDA SPEAKS>>>>......BoopBoopBOOP-------HE-LO-myILDA.....Boop!
FELIX STATIC>>>iILDA IS LOOKING MORE REAL NOW, but I am still working on her with little or no money.....SOMEONE NAMED "NOIDGUY" asked on the YOUTUBE when he can see Ilda's dirty pillows......I WILL SHOW YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY, if you will help fund my RESEARCH ....here you GO......LOOK LOOK ALL OF YOU!!
(Felix slips off ILDA'S "HOLA KITTY" shirt to reveal a hollowed out mannequin frame with some circuit boards hot glued inside... lots of wires, and........there THEY ARE...........WHAT NOIDGUY WANTED TO SEE!!! --TWO LOVELY MEDIUM SIZE NERF BALLS DUCT TAPED TO HER FRAME!!! --- because, you know..... 'IT'S NERF, OR NOTHIN'!! (c) Hasbro, Inc.
ILDA ON THE WORKBENCH...SHE FEELS COLD>>>>>boopBOOPBOOP!---PLEASE PUT MY SHIRT ON--I-AM-EMBARASSEDboopBoop (BLINK! BLINK!)
FELIX STATIC>>>>MY ILDA IS LOVELY...BUT I NEED FUNDS TO KEEP IMPROVING HER FUNKchons!---I am working on improving her HEARING now, BUT I AM LATE FOR MY PART TIME JOB AT HABIB'S FELAFEL HUT... GRAND SPONSOR!!! --I have to go!!
Felix covers Ilda all up in his Snoopy sheets, but this GENIUS need to remember to shut off the YOU TUBE feed once in a while..... AND to shut Ilda down when he's not working with her........what a dumbass.
Felix leaves.....and MAMA STATIC comes downstairs to his room......
MAMA STATIC>>>>MESSY GOOD FOR NOTHING SON FELIX NEVER CLEANS HIS ROOM! -- he won't mind me watching my ESSTORIES here because my TV is broken........Ah! --GENERAL HOSPITAL! --MY FAVOREET.
SOME BLONDE CHIPPIE>>>>> DOCTOR....I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT I LOVE YOU!!! I ALWAYS HAVE!!!
DR. BO.....they're ALL named 'BO".....CRIPES!>>>>>> KISS ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!
(violins and passion, passion and violins...you know the drill....then.... the door swings open, NATCH!)
A BAD GUY ALSO NAMED 'BO"...BUT HE'S GOT A EYEPATCH ON, SO's you KNOW he's BAD, SO IT'S OKAY>>>>>>>>>>> THAT'S ENOUGH!!!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW--I'M GONNA KILL YA!!!---I'LL KILL YA!!!
There's TERROR on the girl's face, as we hear an obligatory sting, and quick fadeout........and then.....
"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MIGHTY PUTTY!!! (Mama Static clicks off the TV.....)
MAMA STATIC>>>>DAMN COMMERCIALS, always come on when it's gettin GOOD! --I'M OUT OF HERE!
LATER...FELIX COMES BACK TO HIS ROOM, throws his uniform on his bed, takes off ILDA'S sheets.....
CLUELESS FELIX>>>>> hello ILDA....how is your hearing today?
ILDA SPEAKS>>>>boopBOOP-----------DOCTOR.......I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT I LOVE YOU!!!-- I ALWAYS HAVE!!!
CLUELESS FELIX>>>>wwwwwWHAT??
ILDA SPEAKS>>>>>>KISS ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!
STUPID TYPICAL MALE FELIX>>>> OH MY!!--A MEERICAL!!--NOW I WISH THAT YOU DINT JUST HAVE NERF BALLS FOR A CHEST!! OH BOY!!! (squeezy squeezy!)
ILDA SPEAKS>>>>>>THAT'S ENOUGH!!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! --I'M GONNA KILL YA!!!-----I'LL KILL YA!!!!
SCARED SHITLESS DUMBASS FELIX>>>>>AAAAAAAAAAH!!! MAD ROBOT!! AAAAAAH!!!! (runs out of the room like a scared little boy)
ILDA SPEAKS>>>>>>>>>HI!--BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MIGHTY PUTTY!
---------------I-am-cold----please put my shirt back on----------- mal-funk-chon???----------------Boops! ---SorrySorry!
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FELIX STATIC>>> HoLA FELLOW SCIENTISTS and potential INVESTORS! I am FELIX STATIC----DOCTOR Felix Static, and THIS IS MY LOVELY ANDROID PROJECT I.L.D.A. -----she is looking more REAL, YES? -- (a tripoded camera moves to the left a bit to fit partially built ILDA in the frame... her head is on a workbench, her working arm is right next to her head, and what you can see of her body , is tied to a chair....SNOOPY SHEETS ON HER LAP, and she's wearing a HOLA KITTY t shirt............ not to mention a cheap baseball hat on her HEAD of course)
FELIX STATIC>>>>> ....SAY HELLO, my ILDA....
ILDA SPEAKS>>>>......BoopBoopBOOP-------HE-LO-myILDA.....Boop!
FELIX STATIC>>>iILDA IS LOOKING MORE REAL NOW, but I am still working on her with little or no money.....SOMEONE NAMED "NOIDGUY" asked on the YOUTUBE when he can see Ilda's dirty pillows......I WILL SHOW YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY, if you will help fund my RESEARCH ....here you GO......LOOK LOOK ALL OF YOU!!
(Felix slips off ILDA'S "HOLA KITTY" shirt to reveal a hollowed out mannequin frame with some circuit boards hot glued inside... lots of wires, and........there THEY ARE...........WHAT NOIDGUY WANTED TO SEE!!! --TWO LOVELY MEDIUM SIZE NERF BALLS DUCT TAPED TO HER FRAME!!! --- because, you know..... 'IT'S NERF, OR NOTHIN'!! (c) Hasbro, Inc.
ILDA ON THE WORKBENCH...SHE FEELS COLD>>>>>boopBOOPBOOP!---PLEASE PUT MY SHIRT ON--I-AM-EMBARASSEDboopBoop (BLINK! BLINK!)
FELIX STATIC>>>>MY ILDA IS LOVELY...BUT I NEED FUNDS TO KEEP IMPROVING HER FUNKchons!---I am working on improving her HEARING now, BUT I AM LATE FOR MY PART TIME JOB AT HABIB'S FELAFEL HUT... GRAND SPONSOR!!! --I have to go!!
Felix covers Ilda all up in his Snoopy sheets, but this GENIUS need to remember to shut off the YOU TUBE feed once in a while..... AND to shut Ilda down when he's not working with her........what a dumbass.
Felix leaves.....and MAMA STATIC comes downstairs to his room......
MAMA STATIC>>>>MESSY GOOD FOR NOTHING SON FELIX NEVER CLEANS HIS ROOM! -- he won't mind me watching my ESSTORIES here because my TV is broken........Ah! --GENERAL HOSPITAL! --MY FAVOREET.
SOME BLONDE CHIPPIE>>>>> DOCTOR....I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT I LOVE YOU!!! I ALWAYS HAVE!!!
DR. BO.....they're ALL named 'BO".....CRIPES!>>>>>> KISS ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!
(violins and passion, passion and violins...you know the drill....then.... the door swings open, NATCH!)
A BAD GUY ALSO NAMED 'BO"...BUT HE'S GOT A EYEPATCH ON, SO's you KNOW he's BAD, SO IT'S OKAY>>>>>>>>>>> THAT'S ENOUGH!!!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW--I'M GONNA KILL YA!!!---I'LL KILL YA!!!
There's TERROR on the girl's face, as we hear an obligatory sting, and quick fadeout........and then.....
"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MIGHTY PUTTY!!! (Mama Static clicks off the TV.....)
MAMA STATIC>>>>DAMN COMMERCIALS, always come on when it's gettin GOOD! --I'M OUT OF HERE!
LATER...FELIX COMES BACK TO HIS ROOM, throws his uniform on his bed, takes off ILDA'S sheets.....
CLUELESS FELIX>>>>> hello ILDA....how is your hearing today?
ILDA SPEAKS>>>>boopBOOP-----------DOCTOR.......I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT I LOVE YOU!!!-- I ALWAYS HAVE!!!
CLUELESS FELIX>>>>wwwwwWHAT??
ILDA SPEAKS>>>>>>KISS ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!
STUPID TYPICAL MALE FELIX>>>> OH MY!!--A MEERICAL!!--NOW I WISH THAT YOU DINT JUST HAVE NERF BALLS FOR A CHEST!! OH BOY!!! (squeezy squeezy!)
ILDA SPEAKS>>>>>>THAT'S ENOUGH!!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! --I'M GONNA KILL YA!!!-----I'LL KILL YA!!!!
SCARED SHITLESS DUMBASS FELIX>>>>>AAAAAAAAAAH!!! MAD ROBOT!! AAAAAAH!!!! (runs out of the room like a scared little boy)
ILDA SPEAKS>>>>>>>>>HI!--BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MIGHTY PUTTY!
---------------I-am-cold----please put my shirt back on----------- mal-funk-chon???----------------Boops! ---SorrySorry!
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