The PC-Matic Principle

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The PC-Matic Principle

Post by dale coba » Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:19 am

For those youngsters who don't watch t.v., bully for you. Keep up the good work. I, however, am old and set in my ways. I've always watched too much t.v., with On Demand but no DVR, and the commercials that any sane person should hate.

I would like to appropriate the premise of this ultra cheap-looking ad for PC-Matic, which removes viruses, waves beheaded chickens at malware, and blah-blah. If it's not a scam, I'll bet it's malfeasance, and hardly the legitimate, full, and appropriately priced solution.

First, the text of PC-Matic's ad, an encounter at a flower shop (they made several, all equally puerile).
Customer - i'll have these
Florist -- this computer is so slow this may take a while.
-- i need to get a new one.
- fix it on-line at PC-Matic.com
-- PC-Matic.com?

zoom into url bar of browser
- PC-Matic is a free download.
- It boosts performance, and a whole lot more.

to the camera
- that's PC-Matic.com

at the computer
- PC-Matic can make this faster, but it shows you also have a virus.
-- Can PC-Matic get rid of the virus, too?
- yes; and PC-Matic sees this pc is also freezing, right?
-- it's slow and i have to restart it a lot.

- PC-Matic will fix all that with - the click of a button.
-- wow! that was easy! PC-Matic made the computer faster, and the virus is gone.
- PC-Matic also improved download speeds.
-- can PC-Matic keep my computer running this way?
- PC-Matic works in the cloud, and sends a report to your in box.

-- thanks to PC-Matic we don't need a new computer.
-- the flowers are on the house.

- PC-Matic great for home or business.
- Go to PC-Matic.com for a free download.
- that's PC-Matic.com
A similar exchange could be set at a fembot pleasure hotel/resort. These ads are short, so this idea might make up part of the action, and the rest can be some good time in the room, playing with his chosen fembots.
-- Mr. NAME, I see you've signed on for our Silver Premier package. This entitles you to access to all our facilities, and you can have three companions at one time. Send one back, send for another, as much as you like.
[examines the pad or laptop]
- i'll have these girls
[chooses the appearance of each fembot by name, as if from a wine list]

(match the body type of your performer, with an obvious celebrity or character name,
I'd like one Lynda and a Marilyn - and throw in a Mila J. or Mila K.)
-
[choose faces and personalities, or bring your own on a memory stick]
-
-- okay, I've entered your information…
-- sigh

-- this computer says the girls are moving a bit slow today.
-- it may take a few extra minutes for them to fully boot up.
-- I've told the management this place needs to order some of the newer models.

- Why not fix your ladies on-line at Robo-Matic.com
-- Robo-Matic.com?

[zoom into url bar of browser]
- Robo-Matic is a free download.
-- It boosts sexual performance, and a whole lot more.

to the camera
- that's Robo-Matic.com

[The girls have arrived, acting a little slow and vapid]

[at the computer]
- Robo-Matic can make these ladies faster, but it also shows an infected website inserted a backdoor
-- Can Robo-Matic get rid of the virus, too?
- yes; and Robo-Matic sees your ladies are also freezing up, right?
-- They can get slow and I have to reboot them a lot.


- Robo-Matic will fix all that with the click of a button.
-- wow! that was easy! Robo-Matic made the network faster, and the viruses are gone.
- Robo-Matic also minimized the droids' power consumption, with no loss of sexual performance.
-- can Robo-Matic keep my girls and the network running safely this way?
- Robo-Matic works in the cloud, and sends a report to your in box.

-- thanks to Robo-Matic we don't need to buy new fembots.
-- you've been so helpful.
-- I want to give you an additional fembot to enjoy during your stay, on the house.
-- If I may suggest, my personal favorite - NAME
[NAME enters, having been summoned on the pad]

- NAME, you look lovely.
- a fine selection - I'll take her.

[He faces the camera]
- Robo-Matic is great for home or business.
- Go to Robo-Matic.com for a free download, today.
- that's Robo-Matic.com
- Dale "You get the gist; I'm not great with dialogue, and today I have a cold" Coba
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Re: The PC-Matic Principle

Post by ministrations » Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:16 pm

I like this premise. I also think it would be fun to see an overcaffeinated, campy commercial and then cut to what actually happens when you use the Robo-Matic software.

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